[joyce11111]

Ah'm gonna get you!

[Slyfox]

Hey, Algore. Turn around.

[Vigilant1]

"When your only tool is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like Osama."

[mvpel]

What do you mean this cost $400??

[lowbridge]

[Frances_Marion]

Bush finds new strategery for frigid "allies"...

[11B3]

W's silver hammer came down on Hillary's head......but many here won't remember that old song by the Beatles.

[farmfriend]

This is a Florida voting machine.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"I am Thor! The God of Thunder! Behold my Mighty hammer and tremble!"

[isthisnickcool]

Dang snowflakes!

[nimc]

"How does it go now? Beat their heads into plowshares?"

[piasa]

IF I HAD A HAMMER

If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd hammer out danger,
I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a bell,
I'd ring it in the morning,
I'd ring it in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd ring out danger,
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a song,
I'd sing it in the morning,
I'd sing it in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd sing out danger,
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

Well I got a hammer,
And I got a bell,
And I got a song to sing, all over this land.

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of Freedom,
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

It's the hammer of Justice,
It's the bell of Freedom,
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

[brat]

".........then I'm gonna pound some sense into their heads..."

[silver fox two]

"Wadda you mean 'the ballot's too complicated'?

[Delbert]

HEEEEEERRRES JOHNNY!!!!!!!

[Redcloak]

"Hey Al... CATCH!!"

[The Scorpion King]

"Hammer Time!"

[bureaucrud]

Dish one is for Dash-hole!

[nravoter]

"I borrowed this from the Democratic Party; now they just have a sickle for a symbol."

[RichInOC]

"And as Abdullah turned for the door,
"A noise came from behind...
"Bang! Bang! Dubya's silver hammer
"Came down upon his head.
"Bang! Bang! Dubya's silver hammer
"Made sure that he was dead."