Welcome to the club Pocat !
ROTFLMAO !!! Sorry to giggle but ain't too many folks in this world that have had the opportunity to experience the "real" meaning of pucker factor .........
Of course you realize now there will be dues , meetings, conferences, silly hats , secret hand shakes, coin checks, whole lot of cold beer and BBQ...... etc etc .....
Stay Safe !.............Brawwwwahahah !!!