A real man's car: Any good old 8 cylinder American Boat from before the age of emmissions controls.
My 1966 Ford Galaxie 500 sedan thanks you, as do I. Yep, only 8 mpg (11 highway) with that 390, but it's California smog-exempt! And it's increasing in value. (Highly pristine, kept mostly in the garage by my dad for 34 years.) And it's paid for.