Ronald Mcdonald always gave me the creeps.
He was never as creepy as that “Burger King” pedophile they trotted out in the seventies. That guy was scary.
And the scariest of all is eating at KFC where they have pictures of The Colonel on the utensils! I don’t like eating food with the creepy image of some dead southern plantation owner on my fork.
I once received a figure of the Burger King in said restaurant's equivalent of a Happy Meal. Camp mustache, sunburnt face, definately a perv of some sort.