[Temple Owl]

The Segway miracle means of transportation has arrived.
Somebody will soon some up with roller skates.

[Wolfie]

Should make for some interesting lawsuits. I wonder how long before states require collision insurance.

[AppyPappy]

"We clearly are not a scooter," said Matthew Dailida,

We are clearly one person.

[Ross Amann]

Segway weighs 60 lbs. The lawyers are drooling already. A 200 lb. man hitting a 100 lb. woman at 15 miles-per-hour could be as serious as being hit by a car at that speed.

This does not belong on the sidewalk. Are all these politicians taking bribes? They should all get hit by one before they vote to allow it.