Just a Gigalo?

AP ^ | 05.17.02 | Registered

[Hodar]

It's not the years ... it's the miles....

[small_l_libertarian]

Ouch. Poor Dave.

[Constitution Day]

Dude, that's just pathetic.

I think "that day" was before 2002, as well!

[isthisnickcool]

I was wondering why Viagra was selling so well.

[Bikers4Bush]

Whoa, there are so many things that aren't right about that.

[SarahW]

He'd be craggily handsome still if he got some decent hair.

[conserv13]

Yeah, we all get old someday.

In his prime, David Lee Roth was one of the greatest rock and roll singers/frontmen, and Van Halen will always be one of the best rock groups of the 20th Century.

[exit82]

Too many "California Girls", no doubt.

(Psst, Registered, it's spelled "gigolo" )

[skeeter]

The hairplugs didn't take, Dave.

[operation clinton cleanup]

I predict the new Hagar/Roth tour will be cancelled by the end of April. Dave needs to contact a rug doctor asap!

[Registered]

This one's gonna leave us soon, better get to work prostelitizing!

[Hodar]

Too many "California Girls", no doubt.

If ya gotta go anyway ... can you think of a better way? I'd trade places with him in a heartbeat...

[egarvue]

I was (and am) a huge fan of the David Lee Roth Van Halen. Now after seeing this picture, all I have to say is thanks Registered for making me feel so damn.....old. :-)

[Registered]

Psst, Registered, it's spelled "gigolo"

My membership card doesn't spell it that way. Must be just you outsiders.

[Registered]

I think he still has his teeth, that's a positive.

[Delbert]

The long-considered tour featuring former Van Halen vocalists Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth will finally become a reality this summer when the two rock giants join forces for a co-headlining trek across the United States. The Hagar/Roth tour will kick off May 29 at the Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio and span 21 dates overall through late June.

The pair announced the tour at a press conference at the Hotel Mondrian on Los Angeles's Sunset Strip Tuesday (April 16). Hagar appeared in his typical attire--brightly colored T-shirt, jeans, and sunglasses--while perennial showman Roth made his mark in black leather and with an entourage consisting of three curvy blonde women in fluorescent yellow cat suits and a male midget in an Andy Warhol wig.

Both will perform their own complete 90-minute sets, with Roth showcasing Van Halen hits almost exclusively and Hagar mixing both the songs he sang with his former band and favorites from his long solo career. Hagar said there is no plan to share the stage, unless "it becomes that." Roth said that the pairing would make for an undeniable rock show.
"Whether you've owned any of the records or the albums, whatever, between the two of us, what do you think it is? Probably somewhere between 80 to 100 million records before bootlegs were sold.
Whether you've owned it or not, you've heard Sammy or my voice tearing out of a pick-up truck in front of you in the driveway at the local Burger King for how many f--king summers? And now, the time is appropriate now because we have a whole busload of people out there who've been waiting way too long for something really good to happen with this music, and we're gonna serve it this summer." I saw DLR show in 1999 opening for Bad Company in Dallas, he was very good. Sammy Hagar as always will be very good as well.

[pocat]

This reminds me of a link someone posted here a while back - I think it was a site for a big city police department. There was a chronology of mug shots of a woman who kept getting arrested for prostitution. There were about 8 or so pictures spanning a period of about 2 years. The mug shots kept looking worser and worser. By about the 8th picture, she looked pretty hideous.

This picture of Dave is the 8th picture.

Anybody got that link?

[operation clinton cleanup]

At least Dave never took on any political agenda, he just had fun!

[Registered]

...before bootlegs were sold.

Another indication that Roth moves to geriatric Rock status. Bootlegs?! It's the MP3's on the P2P that he should be worried about!