[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This sounds like an episode of Terrance and Phillip.

[Petronski]

You've made me hungry for some Kraft Dinna.

[Constitution Day]

Doesn't it ever!

I'd love to have seen the look on the face of that surgeon.

[Charles Martel]

From Chocolate Salty Balls, performed by Isaac Hayes, A/K/A "Chef":

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[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell?
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!