[Noumenon]

People like that are especially bad with older office furniture. With naugahyde or leather, there's a greater propensity for buttcheek flap. This results in longer 'hang time' and a deeper report.

[Pablo64]

People like that are especially bad with older office furniture. With naugahyde or leather, there's a greater propensity for buttcheek flap. This results in longer 'hang time' and a deeper report."

Of course, a true artist can adjust the pressure of the flow to go all the way from a faint rumble to a full-crescendo sonic blast. They will also vary the the resistance level between said buttcheecks and furniture to vary the pitch as well. I had a friend in college who thought farts were the funniest thing in the world. I would say he was (sadly) a virtuoso.

(Okay, if you really stop to think about it, farts are funny. I mean, anybody seen Blazing Saddles??)