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To: Noumenon
People like that are especially bad with older office furniture. With naugahyde or leather, there's a greater propensity for buttcheek flap. This results in longer 'hang time' and a deeper report."

Of course, a true artist can adjust the pressure of the flow to go all the way from a faint rumble to a full-crescendo sonic blast. They will also vary the the resistance level between said buttcheecks and furniture to vary the pitch as well. I had a friend in college who thought farts were the funniest thing in the world. I would say he was (sadly) a virtuoso.

(Okay, if you really stop to think about it, farts are funny. I mean, anybody seen Blazing Saddles??)

127 posted on 04/15/2002 7:11:31 PM PDT by Pablo64
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To: Pablo64
(Okay, if you really stop to think about it, farts are funny. I mean, anybody seen Blazing Saddles??)

"More beans, Mr Taggart?"

"I'd say you've had enough!

129 posted on 04/16/2002 5:14:24 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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