[HelgaHawk]

He had ABSOLUTELY no shame. He would even do it standing next to you at the printer. We complained to management, and all he told them was that he was sick... I figured he was sick all the time. Always drank milk at lunch, I just wanted to pour the stuff over his head. But after he left, I bought one of those remote fart machines and glued it under his old chair (yuk, don't know how I even dared to touch it). Everytime someone would walk by his empty cube, I'd hit the remote and 'let 'er rip!!! It was hilarious!!! People thought he was back, and others thought it wasn't him in the first place and started looking at each other accusingly!!!

[Joe Brower]

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