[Joe Brower]

OK, OK, everyone… Just in case anyone has have one of these after reading about it, here you go:

You can get one from here:

Or here: .

It's really true. You can buy anything imaginable in this country!

[Texaggie79]

I've always wanted to buy one of those and putting it under a chair at a movie theatre then sit about 4 rows back. Then in a very sad, quiet moment, like That girl died in Steal Magnolias, let er rip...