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man ignites self with own flatulence
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| 4/15/02
Posted on 04/15/2002 9:11:55 AM PDT by galt-jw
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To: galt-jw
I fart in your general direction!
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posted on
04/15/2002 10:07:26 AM PDT
by
Arkie2
To: steve-b
LOL!
62
posted on
04/15/2002 10:10:51 AM PDT
by
kidd
To: wirestripper
A doctor friend of mine is the head FP of a large FP practice in Kali Land.
Besides being in poor health, the most common complaint of the Vegans in his practice, "Doctor, I have this terrible problem with gas. I'm just so gassy all the time.!"
His reply, "So are cows, which only eat grass and corn!"
He then tells them if they just eat complex carbo hydrates, they will produce gas like cows and have a gas problem 24/7. He can't do anything if they only eat like a cow.
To: Diddle E. Squat
Be my guest. And thanks for reminding me how to spell "hummus"....
64
posted on
04/15/2002 10:18:51 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: Arkie2
Run away!! Run away!!
65
posted on
04/15/2002 10:19:45 AM PDT
by
tracer
To: galt-jw; LostThread
Poot . . .
66
posted on
04/15/2002 10:27:31 AM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: Constitution Day
That's a gas, man...
Bwahahahaha!
What I meant to say was, I am deeply saddened.
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posted on
04/15/2002 10:30:22 AM PDT
by
maxwell
To: maxwell
The fact that you are "making light" of this situation stinks!
To: Diddle E. Squat
Has anyone said it yet?
Jumpin Jack Flash..It's a GAS GAS GAS!!!
To: Serb5150
oh, I think this oughtta be a Serb5150 ping
70
posted on
04/15/2002 12:27:56 PM PDT
by
jwfiv
To: Nitro
Hey, Nitro... I just found something funny for ya! :-D
71
posted on
04/15/2002 12:29:34 PM PDT
by
nutmeg
To: galt-jw
Let me guess...the patient's name was Erik Cartmann.
Anybody know how to say "Dude! He's farting fire!" in Danish?
72
posted on
04/15/2002 12:38:21 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: galt-jw
73
posted on
04/15/2002 12:43:46 PM PDT
by
Brett66
To: Constitution Day
Sorry dude, brain fart.
Bwahaha
74
posted on
04/15/2002 12:45:12 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: nutmeg
I can't wait for the article expalining what a "flash-fried" dinkleberry smells like!!
75
posted on
04/15/2002 12:52:36 PM PDT
by
Nitro
To: Ditter
It was the root that pulled the trigger!!
76
posted on
04/15/2002 12:54:48 PM PDT
by
Nitro
To: Nitro
Hey all, just heard Rush mention the story on his show! Rush must be a Freeper!
Semper Fi!
77
posted on
04/15/2002 1:09:38 PM PDT
by
dd5339
To: Nitro
LOL I'll bet you are right. ;9)
78
posted on
04/15/2002 1:16:12 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Ditter
I once had a girlfriend who was always after me because I was a gas...
then one afternoon in the middle of a matinee, she went poot, poot, poot...
I might have survived it but I laughed instead...
as I said I once had a girlfriend!!
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posted on
04/15/2002 1:25:41 PM PDT
by
Nitro
To: Ditter
Further and for the record...
My Irish Grandmother once told me "it is better to fart and bear the shame, than to hold the fart and bear the pain!!"
I always took that as good advice!!
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posted on
04/15/2002 1:29:23 PM PDT
by
Nitro
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