[Ditter]

LOL I'll bet you are right. ;9)

[Nitro]

I once had a girlfriend who was always after me because I was a gas...

then one afternoon in the middle of a matinee, she went poot, poot, poot...

I might have survived it but I laughed instead...

as I said I once had a girlfriend!!

[Nitro]

Further and for the record...

My Irish Grandmother once told me "it is better to fart and bear the shame, than to hold the fart and bear the pain!!"

I always took that as good advice!!