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| 4/15/02
Posted on 04/15/2002 9:11:55 AM PDT by galt-jw
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To: Foghat
yes I am the funny one!(It beats FYI doesn't it)
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posted on
04/15/2002 5:13:35 PM PDT
by
suni
To: Texaggie79
Fartmachine.com
To: galt-jw
In college, we called it a "Blue Flame", and one gone wrong lit the hair on your legs. Ouch!
To: Tennessee_Bob
Hey - you married him......For the record & my pride, I did not learn of this skill until after I said 'I do'. His family is from North Georgia near the Alabama line. I guess "gas heat" means different things in different places.
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
For the record & my pride, LOL! You think you know someone, eh? Then you go and marry them and find out how wrong you were...
To: HelgaHawk; redbloodedamerican; texaggie79
I had a cube-neighbor who would fart all day (a man, of course). Oh - of course it was a man - goodness knows women don't fart. They just blame it on the dog - the cat - a squeaky floorboard.....
To: Noumenon
People like that are especially bad with older office furniture. With naugahyde or leather, there's a greater propensity for buttcheek flap. This results in longer 'hang time' and a deeper report."Of course, a true artist can adjust the pressure of the flow to go all the way from a faint rumble to a full-crescendo sonic blast. They will also vary the the resistance level between said buttcheecks and furniture to vary the pitch as well. I had a friend in college who thought farts were the funniest thing in the world. I would say he was (sadly) a virtuoso.
(Okay, if you really stop to think about it, farts are funny. I mean, anybody seen Blazing Saddles??)
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posted on
04/15/2002 7:11:31 PM PDT
by
Pablo64
To: Tennessee_Bob
Most men fart. Women tend to hold it in. Unfortunately many times it backs up and comes out in syllabilic form.
To: Pablo64
(Okay, if you really stop to think about it, farts are funny. I mean, anybody seen Blazing Saddles??)"More beans, Mr Taggart?"
"I'd say you've had enough!
To: Tennessee_Bob
To: Pokey78
"..Or Fox special: When Genitals Ignite.."LOL!!!!!!!
131
posted on
04/16/2002 5:16:55 PM PDT
by
Icthus
To: HelgaHawk, Texaggie79
OK, OK, everyone
Just in case anyone has have one of these after reading about it, here you go:
You can get one from here:
Or here: .
It's really true. You can buy anything imaginable in this country!
To: Joe Brower
I've always wanted to buy one of those and putting it under a chair at a movie theatre then sit about 4 rows back. Then in a very sad, quiet moment, like That girl died in Steal Magnolias, let er rip...
To: Constitution Day
Can you collect disability for something like this?
To: midwestmidnight
Reminds me of a song! "...nuts roasting on an open fire..."That should read "...Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
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posted on
04/17/2002 12:21:18 PM PDT
by
albee
To: albee, midwestmidnight
The second sentence of the song..........big flames leaping around my jewels!
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posted on
05/01/2002 5:07:54 PM PDT
by
suni
To: galt-jw
At least he wasn't flying on an airplane.
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