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"Pantsuit in the Wind" ("Hello, Crusty Queen")
April 11, 2002
| Charlie Henrickson
Posted on 04/11/2002 5:53:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
Charlie Henrickson
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: eltonjohn; hillary; olecrusty; songparody
To: Charles Henrickson
Bravo Maestro!
To: Charles Henrickson
Ankle in the wind.Hey, where's the tongues? You'd be seeing some if it were x-42. Eeeew.
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:13:11 PM PDT
by
11B3
To: All
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:13:54 PM PDT
by
Bob J
To: 11B3
Hey, where's the tongues?I did NOT need that mental image. Sheesh!
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:16:12 PM PDT
by
cidrasm
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Charles Henrickson
What's with the picture of these two guys making out?
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:36:10 PM PDT
by
arly
To: Charles Henrickson
Ooops sorry the one on the left isn't a guy is it!
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:43:21 PM PDT
by
arly
To: Charles Henrickson
Hillary Clinton = High Crimes
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:49:02 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: arly
She's trying to hide that old crusty under that peachy sweater. Who's her fashion coordinator???
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posted on
04/11/2002 6:51:09 PM PDT
by
jobedo
To: cidrasm
OK-try this image-the odor is probably like piss-soaked skivvies put straight in the drier with no wash.
To: Charles Henrickson
I'm thinking that anywhere downwind of the pantsuit becomes an instant EPA superfund clean up site.
To: cidrasm
The question should be "Where have the tongues been".
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posted on
04/12/2002 3:04:33 AM PDT
by
chiefqc
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