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"Pantsuit in the Wind" ("Hello, Crusty Queen")
April 11, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

Posted on 04/11/2002 5:53:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.

Charlie Henrickson


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: eltonjohn; hillary; olecrusty; songparody

1 posted on 04/11/2002 5:53:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bravo Maestro!
2 posted on 04/11/2002 5:55:28 PM PDT by Revolting cat!
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ankle in the wind.

Hey, where's the tongues? You'd be seeing some if it were x-42. Eeeew.

3 posted on 04/11/2002 6:13:11 PM PDT by 11B3
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To: All

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4 posted on 04/11/2002 6:13:54 PM PDT by Bob J
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To: 11B3
Hey, where's the tongues?

I did NOT need that mental image. Sheesh!

5 posted on 04/11/2002 6:16:12 PM PDT by cidrasm
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black
6 posted on 04/11/2002 6:24:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
What's with the picture of these two guys making out?
7 posted on 04/11/2002 6:36:10 PM PDT by arly
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ooops sorry the one on the left isn't a guy is it!
8 posted on 04/11/2002 6:43:21 PM PDT by arly
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hillary Clinton = High Crimes
9 posted on 04/11/2002 6:49:02 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: arly
She's trying to hide that old crusty under that peachy sweater. Who's her fashion coordinator???
10 posted on 04/11/2002 6:51:09 PM PDT by jobedo
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To: cidrasm
OK-try this image-the odor is probably like piss-soaked skivvies put straight in the drier with no wash.
11 posted on 04/11/2002 6:58:20 PM PDT by steamroller
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm thinking that anywhere downwind of the pantsuit becomes an instant EPA superfund clean up site.
12 posted on 04/11/2002 7:17:39 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: cidrasm
The question should be "Where have the tongues been".
13 posted on 04/12/2002 3:04:33 AM PDT by chiefqc
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