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Posted on 04/09/2002 6:02:59 PM PDT by moyden
A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a Local 6 News report.
Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.
A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car.
After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.
Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.
The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: police
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To: moyden
They keep the dogs a little hungry and the dog was singing the Oscar Mayer song; Oh, I wish I had a Oscar Mayer weiner...... came true, but sounds like he had the buns first.
To: moyden
Did the canine light up a smoke afterwards and roll over and ask for a belly rub?
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posted on
05/26/2002 11:54:14 AM PDT
by
Movemout
To: jrewingjr
"Like, ouch, Scoob! Ya didn't have to bite it off, did ya?"
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posted on
05/26/2002 12:18:15 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: jrewingjr
The robber allegedly told Pinellas sheriff's deputies that he "would have gotten away with the cigarettes, if it hadn't been for that meddling mutt."
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05/26/2002 12:20:36 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: jrewingjr
"That's taking the idea of a "Scooby Snack" too far." ROTFL!
To: RichInOC
Zoinks!
To: moyden
Snausages!
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posted on
05/26/2002 1:19:18 PM PDT
by
HBAR223
To: moyden
Doesn't work for Planned Parenthood. They want pregnancies so they can make money getting rid of them.
To: jrewingjr
Exactly. Precisely. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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posted on
05/26/2002 1:27:05 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: moyden
Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police. Now we'll know the reason if the new "Scooby Doo" movie turns out to be a "chick flick."
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posted on
05/26/2002 1:34:17 PM PDT
by
x
To: RichInOC
Well, except maybe for this:
Ruh-roh!
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posted on
05/26/2002 1:47:44 PM PDT
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RichInOC
To: RichInOC
Someone should send the robber a box of these, too.
I honestly would if I had his address.
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