Ozzy Osbourne-'Killer Mom's Hubby Makes Me Sick' (Rocker Repulsed by Russell Yates at Today Show)

NBC Today Show Transcript VIA Star Magazine ^ | April 9, 2002 | Matt Lauer and Katie's Colon

[codebreaker]

Frequent talk show guest Rusty Yates was also in the (Today Show) studio, eagerly awaiting an interview just days after his wife was Andrea was convicted of murder in the drowning deaths of their five children.

Sources say Rusty Yates, a fan of the singer was hoping to get an autograph. But Ozzy had a different idea.

'Ill burn his eyes out with a poker,' roared Osborne. 'He's profiting directly from the demise of his own children and that, to me, is all wrong. I couldn't stand in the same room with the guy. I'd throw up!'

[bloodmeridian]

Right at the end, they're having a family party in the backyard, complete with a bonfire. Ozzy picks up a hunk of wood, shuffles over to the hedge, tosses the wood at the neighbor's yard. You see Ozzy fall into the shed and hear glass breaking. They you hear police sirens. Fade to black.

This show could not be scripted.

[Phantom Lord]

The chair mishap was funny, but I am surprised that i have yet to see a single mention of Ozzy dressing up in Moulon Rouge outfits. That was funny.

[plain talk]

You're right AND they're right. He's not responsible for what she did - Andrea is. AND the husband makes us all want to puke. Both of them are sick.

[bloodmeridian]

One, two, three. Cough. One, two, three. Cough.

[WALLACE212]

Most of us are still recovering from the visual.... that was hilarious..... the banana.. and what followed.... BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

[MotleyGirl70]

He was man-handling that fake breast they put on him.

[stanz]

He's just so funny. Saturday was the first time I watched the show. Gotta see more of them...

[genxer]

Bible thumper who lived in bus is fan of Ozzy...hmmm. Something just isn't quite adding up here.

[bloodmeridian]

Ozzy says: "The things I do for money," as the, um, toy comes into camera view. The producer, coach, whatever she is, says, incredulously, "Ozzy, you're a millionaire." Ozzy says, "That's true," and away we go.

[MotleyGirl70]

And Ozzy with that fake bulldog antagonizing the real bulldog. I've seen him messing with the dog several times. It looks like he really has fun with this game.

[bloodmeridian]

I just have to get one of those bulldogs to terrorize my dog.

[Phantom Lord]

Lolla (the bulldog) cracks me up. She reminds me of my female boxer we call "Devil Dog" because she misbehaves all the time.

[GTXfan]

I'm suprised they actually filmed that. Talk about easy evidence for a trial... just show the episode that has Ozzy throwing the LOG... case over.

[WALLACE212]

That was what I was referring too... I just couldn't think of a name for , um, ya know.

It was one of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed, Ozzy as a cross-dressed homersexual.

[MotleyGirl70]

Lolla is the one they tried to "train". Once the trainer was walking out the door, Lolla took a deuce right on the carpet.

[bloodmeridian]

...shaking his fanny. Hysterical!

[Phantom Lord]

If someone told you that Ozzy had a pet dog you would picture him with big dogs like rottweilers or dobermens or something similar. Maybe a big mastiff. But no, he has a little shit Pomeranian.

Lolla is Jacks dog and a very recent addition to the family. And Sharon drives Ozzy crazy with her bringing home new cats and other animals all the time.

[MotleyGirl70]

They have a ton of pets. Ozzy went nuts when they to HIRE someone to come in and train them.

Ozzy said: "All you do is wake up at 7 o'clock in the effn' morning and let them effn' out!"

So logical Ozzy is.

[codebreaker]

[tupac]

You know you've reached ethical bankruptcy when you are a buckeye fan ... Gamecocks Rule!!