Caption the Pic - Powell in Cairo

Reuters ^ | 4/9/02

[Diogenesis]

CAPTION THIS PICTURE -- Sec Powell in Cairo

Hours after Israel began complying with Powell's demands (right above)
the Israelis and innocents were again attacked on IDF withdrawal in Tulkarem.

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CAPTION Sec Powell in Cairo on his Terrorism Appeasement Tour, Cairo (~12 PM EST,4/9/02))

[Crusher138]

Yes I've met Dolly Parton and they really are this big.

[Pete]

"A train leaves Chicago traveling east at 75 miles an hour. At the same time, a train leaves New York going west..."

[Maedhros]

"Yo homies, dis thread not be breaking."

[zandtar]

"This is the US stance on terrorism when it's done against us..... This is the US stance on terrorism when it's done against Israel, by 'innocent' Palestinians"

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Okay, so a guy dressed like a priest walks into a bar..."

[RetiredArmy]

Hello, I am stupid. I did not want to fight the Gulf War. I do not want to be here now. Can I go home now?

[MotleyGirl70]

LOL!

[japaneseghost]

Oh my God, you guys don't realize what he's doing - he's giving them the Arab equivalent of the bird - with both hands.

I thought the State Dept. was big on teaching foreign etiquette to its employees.

I thought the US Army was really big on protocol.

I sure hope he has great security on this trip, because he's going to need it.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Powell sez: "The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist!...........present company excepted of course."

[MotleyGirl70]

I saw those Yatta dancers from your profile page! Very funny!

[JRandomFreeper]

he's giving them the Arab equivalent of the bird - with both hands.

Then he's passing along the message that I wanted him to.

/john

[volchef]

Now tell me again which hand I'm NOT supposed to eat with.

[rockfish59]

butt out, mr. colon!
what's with the golden 'nazi' eagle on the wall?

[Snake65]

singing...

"OH, THE SHARK HAS PRETTY TEETH, DEAR,
AND HE SHOWS THEM PEARLY WHITE,
JUST A MACHINE PISTOL HAS OL’ YASSIR ARAFAT, DEAR,
AND HE KEEPS IT RIGHT IN SIGHT,

WHEN THE SHARK BITES WITH HIS TEETH, DEAR,
SCARLET BILLOWS START TO SPREAD,
FANCY GLOVES, THOUGH, WEARS YAS' THE PARTNER,
SO THERE’S NEVER, NEVER A TRACE OF RED,

ON A SIDEWALK, PASSOVER MORNING,
A JEWISH BABY, JUST OOZIN’ LIFE,
SOMEONE’S SNEAKIN’ ‘ROUND THAT CORNER,
COULD THAT SOMEONE BE YAS' THE PARTNER?

I don't really think so

FROM A FREIGHT-BOAT, DOWN FROM IRAN, DON’T YA KNOW,
THERE’S HEAVY WEAPONS JUST-A DROOPIN’ ON DOWN,
THE ORDINANCE'S THERE, IT’S THERE FOR THE WEIGHT, DEAR,
BET YOU MACKIE’S BACK IN TOWN,

I'm deeply troubled

BILLY JEFF, HE DISAPPEARED, BABE,
AFTER GIVIN’ OUT ALL OUR HARD-EARNED CASH,
NOW YAS' THE PARTNER SPENDS, HE SPENDS LIKE A DRUG LORD,
DID OUR BOY, NOW DID OUR BOY DO SOMETHING RASH?

There's no alternative

SUHA ARAFAT, CHRISTIANNE AMAPOUR,
HANNAN ASHWARI, AND OL’ HILLARY CLINTON,
OH, THE LINE FORMS ON THE RIGHT, DEAR,
NOW THAT YASSIR’S BACK IN TOWN,

LOOK OUT! OL’ YASSIR'S BACK!!!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen..."

[OHelix]

While we are Powell bashing... I'd like to point out the humor of a man who is named after the lower regions of the alimentary canal.