Clinton Daughter to Announce Wedding Engagement in June

San Francisco Examiner ^ | Week of April 4, 2002 | P.J. Corkery

[codebreaker]

Daddy Bill Clinton took his daughter and her beau, the pride of Belvedere Ca., Ian Klaus, around the new Tate Modern Art Gallery in London last week.

Says a conviently placed Londoner to a London paper, 'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

The trio toured the galleries with the rest of the public, but with a security detail of 12

Bubba bought drinks for the young couple.

Chelsea and Ian, who met at a rally of students at Oxford post-9/11, are expected to announce their engagement by June

In case you are wondering, Klaus's parents, the eminent and respectable Robin and Patricia of Belvedere, are both longtime Democrats.

[Howlin]

Hats are required for lady freepers.

Well, Angelwood isn't going to be happy about THAT!

[codebreaker]

From what I have gathered so far the Wedding freep at the National Cathedral for the ladies will consist of Navy Blue Gap Dress with matching blue thongs/birkenstock sandals with the famous beret smeared with dollops Coffee Creamer and water. (movie trick for appropriate sustance required)

Men's attire has two choices, a tux from Sears with the price tags still on it-White and Black hefty bags or both.(with Cigars and Altoid mints)

Paperback copies of the Starr Report and Leaves of Grass will be given as 'wedding gifts.'

[Miss Marple]

Howlin, I have thought of someone we must get on this case at once:

Joan Rivers

[Trajan88]

You forgot Phalix Baldwienie (aka Alec Baldwin) and whatever bimbo he's shacking up with these daze.

Trajan88 TAMU Class of '88

[Miss Marple]

EXCELLENT ADDITION! You may be on the celebrity investigative team, if you wish!

[Fintan]

Homer & Jethro.

As if you didn't know...;-)

[The Raven]

Time to learn about the birds and the bees from Mommy & Daddy.

[codebreaker]

We forgot her new best friends Gwynneth Paltrow and Donetella Versace! The whole thing will be an absolute hoot..

[Trajan88]

Thank you - I'll do it pro bono too ;-)

Trajan88 TAMU Class of '88

[codebreaker]

Joan and Melissa Rivers wouldn't miss this for the world..

[Grampa Dave]

You forgot Danny Blather, Arafatty and his bride, Larry King, Alec Baldwin, Bill Maher, Phil Donahue now that his corpse is back on tv, Billy Krystal, Paula Zahn, James Carville, Leaky Leahy, Mullah Shorty Da$$hole, Je$$e Jack$on and his soulbro Al $harpton, Orca Kennedy, any Opecker Prince willing to donate $10 million to the Toon LIEbrary, Babs Boxer (a relative), Chi Fi, and any ChiCom who contributed to reelecting the Toon in 1996. Louie Farrakhan would add some color. Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas should be there. OBL if not all broken up and in pieces in Afghanistan owes a lot to the Clintoon family.

Off course anyone, country or terrorist who wants to donate $10 million to the LIEbrary can come.

[Howlin]

Well, I know she and Melissa would do it; she already thinks they are tacky!

[Libloather]

The soccer moms...

If Chelsea marries a soccer player, wouldn't that MAKE her a soccer mom?

[Grampa Dave]

Sounds good. The women should not shave their legs for two months before the wedding. The hairy legs will remind bubba of his hippie days when he was dodging the draft.

Sears is too expensive! I'm sure that we can get some truck load deals from a Renta Tux Agency. We will leave the sold as is tags on the garments. However, I will bring white and black garbage bags, which will be fine.

[Unknown Freeper]

Howlin, odds are that Versace will do the attire. Any hints for the enquiring minds on who will do hair and makeup???

[Grampa Dave]

Only if she becomes a mother, what a yucky terrible thought.

[Howlin]

That I'm not up on, but my money is on THIS WOMAN to handle the "gala."

[IceGirl2]

I am sorry to interrupt this thread--but I keep asking for help to LOG OFF and no one, including Mr. Robinson, will reply!

What is going on? Please let me know how to log off.

[Howlin]

Homer & Jethro? Before MY time. /hoping you buy it.

[codebreaker]

We should also have plenty of pizza pies and boxes on hand to 'rekindle the romanic spirit' of the chance meeting of the two star-crossed lovers during the government shut down of 1995-96.

Some of the same pizza boxes might have still been there when Dubya got into office and saw the refuse that was left behind.