From what I have gathered so far the Wedding freep at the National Cathedral for the ladies will consist of Navy Blue Gap Dress with matching blue thongs/birkenstock sandals with the famous beret smeared with dollops Coffee Creamer and water. (movie trick for appropriate sustance required)
Men's attire has two choices, a tux from Sears with the price tags still on it-White and Black hefty bags or both.(with Cigars and Altoid mints)
Paperback copies of the Starr Report and Leaves of Grass will be given as 'wedding gifts.'
Sounds good. The women should not shave their legs for two months before the wedding. The hairy legs will remind bubba of his hippie days when he was dodging the draft.
Sears is too expensive! I'm sure that we can get some truck load deals from a Renta Tux Agency. We will leave the sold as is tags on the garments. However, I will bring white and black garbage bags, which will be fine.