Personality Revealed By Where You Sit In Movie Theater

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[Lazamataz]

I prefer sitting on the top of a very tall building with a sniper rifle and a clown suit, complete with floppy shoes and a honky-honky clown nose.

What does that say about me?

And when will the voices stop? FOR THE LOVE OF G-D WHEN WILL THE VOICES STOP?!?!?!?!!?

[Lazamataz]

"Stop This Ride !!! Stop This Ride !!!"

OMG

That's exactly what the voices keep saying to me!

[Lazamataz]

Ridiculous. I sit in the middle, and I am none of those things. I just like to see the picture undistorted, and hear the Dolby sound with the proper balance among the channels.

From this I can tell you hate to be on Ping Lists.

[Lazamataz]

Mom ?

MY MOM WAS A SAINT!

[Squantos]

Corner of the theater back row near an exit.........as to the voices in my head they just keep whispering ...reload.....reload........

Is this a bad thing ?? Stay Safe !

[dbwz]

Q. Name two people who were shot in theaters.

A. 1 - Abraham Lincoln. 2 - the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

[harpseal]

I personally prefer to sit in any seat where there is no obstruction in front of me. If I get there early enough then that is down front and in the center. I have long legs and I like the extra room.

Stay well - Stay safe - stay armed - Yorktown

[anton]

If you sit in the ticket window, you can embezzel the $$.

[anton]

If you are Barney Frank, you sit in the mens' room with your feet in a shopping bag so people will think there is only one person in the stall.

[RWG]

What if you just rent videos?

[LJLucido]

Never mind where I sit - I simply sit as far away from anyone else as I can.

The folks I wonder about are the ones who feel compelled to sit directly in front of me in an otherwise empty theater.

[LurkerNoMore!]

fyi

btw, movie this Friday maybe?

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

This Friday sounds good. btw, sorta good news today. Calendar marked!

[RightFin]

Does this method apply to where one would sit in church, too?

Since my movie-going in the last few years has been with my little girl and revolves around anything rated PG (or once in a blue moon a G movie comes out), I usually find the least stickiest area the furthest away from the front.

If this survey hasn't been done yet, I would like to apply for the position as I know some government office would love to pay a few hundred thousand dollars for me to figure it out!!!

[chance33_98]

The church Idea is pretty good, but they would not fund it because of the 'God' problem. Maybe a study as to where you sit on a bus - they could pay you to ride around town all day observing people. Then you could do a study to see if wealthier people sit in better spots at plays and operas and mention something about discrimination. That is a SURE ticket to a grant!