[zeugma]

What a bunch of morons at the city that got all bent out of shape. Of course, the callers were idiots too, but I expect them to be morons. After all, look who they elect to office!

[camle]

and I take it nobody figured it out.

[1Old Pro]

There's a crime here.....it's perpetrated by the teachers unions at our public schools.

[Khepera]

The real terrorist attack was when these folks went to public school and didn't learn enough in science class. They must have been too busy learning unproven theories on the origin of man and how to have safe homosexual sex.

[ZOOKER]

Idiots.

Once again, I find myself wishing they would move the State line about 20 miles WEST...

[dd5339]

The fact that people didn't figure this prank out just confirms a pet theory of mine, "MOST people are stupid!

I agree with the majority of the other posters that these people have to be a product of the public school system. Just another reason among many as to why my wife and I will homeschool our children.

Semper Fi!

[Physicist]

"It's like going to the airport and shouting that you have a gun.

No, it's like going to the airport and announcing that you have arms.

Anyone who got freaked out about this report deserved exactly what they got. If they're angry about it, it's only because they didn't like having to admit to themselves that they're abject morons.

[parcel_of_rogues]

For more details on this dangerous substance:

www.dhmo.org

[HEY4QDEMS]

I'll have a "scotch and Dihydrogen monoxide" please. Go easy on the Dihydrogen monoxide, I'm driving

[paolop]

My daughter did a "science project" in 6th grade, a survey on banning Dihydrogen monoxide . A majority of respondents at the science fair at the school signed on to ban the dangerous substance! The science teacher almost did, but then remembered that she came from a scientific family, and voted "no opinion" We still laugh about it... .