[ex-Texan]

Goats, too, may carry sexually transmitted diseases. DUH!

[Lazamataz]

We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Yeah, we have sex with goats to avoid AIDS. Normally, I'd have sex with my wife, Morgan Fairchild -- who, I've seen nude, before!

[mutchdutch]

"nobody wanted to buy his goats any more. " The world is a strange place.

[malakhi]

SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters

"The love that dare not bleat its name."

[wideawake]

There are no such thing as ethnic differences. Everybody everywhere is exactly alike. If all the African goatf**kers moved to Pennsylvania tomorrow, America would be greatly enriched by the increased diversity. Repeat ad nauseam

[Rytwyng]

I just had a mental picture of a pimp strolling down Sunset Boulevard with several goats on leashes....

[RichInOC]

"Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful...
"Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do...
"Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true...
"And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe.

"Lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala la lalala...
"Do do do-do do...ahhhhhhhhhh..."

[Cu Roi]

People are nuts. Scienists are pretty much sure that AIDS came from apes, they just differ on the means of exposure to humans (eating monkeys, bites, sexual contact). There are immunologists out there who claim that most STDs are retroviruses (Syphlis from sheep, etc.). I don't see why these kids don't go out and buy a copy of Hustler like normal teenage boys.

It seems like things are almost hopless in southern Africa. There was another story on FR today about a Zulu witch doctor living in London who killed he son to use his genetalia in a potion. He then chucked the kid's body in the Thames.

[ikka]

Insert Taliban joke here.

[Heartlander]

Armageddon!!! This is getting crazy…

The other day I heard a guy telling his friend how he was going to buy an inflatable sheep as a gag gift. When he called the ‘store’ to find out if they had any in stock – he was told that they were on back order and he had to put his name on a waiting list.
There is a backorder/waiting list for inflatable sheep?

I thought that was crazy until I read this story…

[GSWarrior]

What really suks is when all the attractive goats are taken and you are left with an ugly one.

[biblewonk]

OK, lets get this straight. In Africa they have an AIDS crisis, they rape babies to cure aids, they have over 1,000,000 dead in petty cival/tribalwars, and now this. And here in the USA we are suppose to pay reparations for our crimes against slaves.

[newgeezer]

The NSPCA stresses that charges can only be laid and proceed when information sufficient to prove beyond reasonable doubt is to hand.

Sure smells like an Onion (but, apparently not).

[sharktrager]

It's just about sex! Can't we all just move on?

[Tijeras_Slim]

they think practising bestiality is the way to avoid getting the disease

They won't be passing it on to their kids, will they? ;-)

[RippleFire]

[pankot]

Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "get your goat", doesn't it?

[paddles]

Swore off goats years ago.

Still need a few hits of Woolite every now and again, though.

[liberalism=failure]

I can't wait, at the next Oscars all the hollywoodheads will probably be wearing little furry ribbons to raise goat f***er awareness!

[liberalism=failure]

Does anyone else wonder that if Jocelyn Elders were still Sergeon General whether she would want to teach goat lovin' to save the "chillllllldren"

[angkor]