[Poohbah]

Hey, I just got this PAMPHLET form the JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY that says IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!! They're COVERING UP THE TRUE CAUSE of AA587 to protect their NWO/BILDERBURGER/FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!

[Rokke]

Of course it's a conspiracy. Dadgummit, don't you realize THEY are lying to you. By the way, I'm just tossing this theory on the table. I don't have any evidence, and I don't really understand what's involved, but here goes...I think FLT 587 crashing was the result of corrosion caused by government created chemtrails in the atmosphere. What else could explain the tail falling off?

[Diddle E. Squat]

NWO/BILDERBURGER/FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL!

That's so good I'm gonna have to steal that.

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