Musical Tragicomedy: Queen of the Tax (Hillary) [Mozart, "Queen of the Night" Aria]

Music: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; Lyrics: Maedhros

[Maedhros]

Herewith, Old Crusty’s response to the recent announcement that she is the biggest taxaholic freshman senator ever:

Get the music here.

So now I hear… I’m “The Queen of Taxation.”
Worst… in the nation!
A three percent rating, a grade of F.

What will I do?
Well how about some social engineering,
Or maybe some income redistribution.
I’ll give your cash to my friend Arafat.

You can’t stop me!
Rodham Clinton, Hillary!

I will tax your ass until you cannot breathe,
I’ll just squeeze and squeeze and squeeze.
Oh I’ll tax your ass, I’m spending fast,
The “Queen of Tax” cannot be stopped, ha ha!
Crusty in pantsuit black, ha ha!
Let Big Brother take… care of you.

I will tax your ass until you cannot breathe,
I’ll just squeeze and squeeze and squeeze.
Oh I’ll tax your ass, I’m spending fast,
The “Queen of Tax” cannot be stopped, ha ha!
Crusty in pantsuit black, ha ha!
Just take your “soma;” this is my… Brave New World.

My New World Order’s mission:
Tax you into submission.
Tax guns and death and fat, too.
I will steal money from you.

Crusty pig… in a pantsuit… I want to loot.
Carpet bagging in New York.

My friends:
Stalin and Lenin and Trotsky and Fidel and Adolf and Omar and Alec and Reno and Saddam and Schumer and Steinem and Sharpton and Barney and Boxer and Boies and Algore and more.

The “Queen of Tax” will not be stopped!
“Rodham Hussein” will run roughshod,
Right through the Senate will I run, through Constitution, grabbing guns and trampling rights.
(Not just McCain has all the fun.)

Taxing,
Axing… freedoms Willy forgot… to cut.

The… Tax… Queen!
I’m Old Crusty… in... my black pantsuit.

(ominous thunder)

[jimtorr]

Oh, Maedhros, this is so disrespectul! I'm shocked, I tell you, just shocked and disappointed! This is so disrespectful to Mozart!

[upchuck]

Mr Mozart is spinning in his grave, I'm laughing my ass off and The Hildebeaste is wondering how she's gonna scam the New Yorkers again. LOL

[Maedhros]

Improved ending: change last line to "I'm Old Crusty... pig... in a pantsuit."

[MozartLover]

I zink Volfie vould like zis.:)

[dighton]

I zink Volfie vould like zis.:)

Ja, but Schikaneder a lawsuit is considering.

;-)

[Maedhros]

Uh oh. It looks like the entire Masonic brotherhood is out for my blood. ;)

[Orual]

"Forgive me, Majesty. I'm a vulgar man. But I assure you ... my music is not."

Zee lyrics, vell, I sink I do luff zis.

[doug from upland]

Well done and creative although it's a little hard to follow.

Here was mine on the same topic -- TAXMAN (Tax Witch)

[Maedhros]

Glad you liked it. I'll aim for more simplicity in the future but I just couldn't pass up this opportunity.

[Pompah]

Herr Mozart is NOT amused. That laughter in the background is not mine. Why did you have to pick Wolfgang.?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black"