[Dan from Michigan]

My key words say it all......

[CedarDave]

Oh no! Not again. I'm still clearing my cache and cleaning up my keyboard from last nights thread
(which, BTW, is still with us, though cleaned up somewhat - find it here).

[Sir Gawain]

Hasbro Corporation Recalls New Pickle-Flavored Modeling Compound

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I always new you were full of cr@&. HA ha.

[FourtySeven]

See, if I was really thinkin, I woulda done the same thing for April fools, but with a little twist.....

I would've made a screen name a couple of days ago, and then posted a long winded "goodbye", replete with phrases like "....I remember back in the old days..." ALL with a screen name that was only a couple of days old. hehe Maybe next year.

[LouD]

because Jim Rob sold us all out and works for the govt... I have to speak out now. It's time for me to go, and move on.

Whew. Is that all? For a minute I was worried it was another "I-hate-the-new-look-and-feel" thread.

Happy April Fools Day to you too, Dan!

[Ward Smythe]

Doesn't posting an opus on April Fool's day mean you really have to leave? ;-)

[2Trievers]

You knave, you! Don't believe you for a second ... Been using some Guinness on the ole cornflakes this morning? Happy AFD kiddo!

Hugs 2T

[Barnacle]

You're right Dan, especially about the Bilderbergers. I've provided irrefutable evidence that they are the unseen force behind the McDonalds-Burger King conspiracy. But, my threads keep getting pulled.

I've had it! This is absolutely my last post.

[Barnacle]

And another thing, I'm not even going to lurk. So, don't bother replying.

[xsmommy]

okay, sweety, you had me there for a minute til i got to the keywords...

[CedarDave]

I"m outta here. Good bye

Hello Darwin Award!
(Thanks, hole_n_one)!

[Godfollow]

Bombastic Dan, what an asset...

[Texaggie79]

I bet if John brought back the blue border you would stay huh?

[Shooter 2.5]

Dan, I read your posts in order to know what was happening in Michigan. Your posts helped me to link to the opinion polls and I could write letters to the newspapers in Michigan to support your fight for a CCW. You even sold raffle tickets in support of your CCW group to the members of FR. I hope you reconsider but if not, goodbye.

[Redcloak]

Can I have your cheese collection?

[MissAmericanPie]

We have not always agreed DFM but come on, I rant on and on when Bush messes up and no one has axed me. You and I went round and round while you defended Bush's stem cell decision and I still respected your opinion.

I have even committed the crime of suggesting write in candidates and have lived to tell the tale. If things were as you say I would have gotten the axe a long time ago. I support Bush 100% in this war on terror but continue to kick him in the knee for his mess ups. Alot of freepers are not Bush bots, and those you consider Bush bots are entitled to their opinion also, are they not?

I can't believe you would call Jim Rob a sell out and government agent. You should apologize pronto. I am sickened by the level of loyalty that has been exibited on FR in the last few days. Talk about a bunch of spoiled, petulant children, it is about time some people grow up and act with more maturity. Jim and John have worked their tails off to provide a good site and their hearts are always toward making things wonderful for Freeper's and they have worked feverishly to listen to input and make changes. This is disgraceful and embarassing to conservatives in general. BTW, I hate to see you go, and I hate that you feel this way, but right now I'm pretty mad at you, still I will miss you if you choose this path.

[Aurelius]

BUMP

[Benrand]

The Vagina Monologues called, they want their vagina back.

[linn37]

hey is that mud on the back of your pants?

Hey its lame but it worked several times at work today. Not as good as the nurse who told the other nurse that the patient named Lilac Plant needed her water pitcher filled and the nurse went for it but anywho....

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

[capt. norm]

If you're gonna go, it's your choice. No need to do a big "swan song" production number unless you really want to wrap yourself up in the flag and call for the fat lady to sing. (I think I just exceeded the national limit for the allowable number of cliches per sentence)

I can't tell if you are saying goodbye or trying to organize a mass exodus for like-minded Freepers. I was going to say that you will be missed but I don't remember any of your posts so I would be faking it in saying that.