DENSA SOCIETY REJECTS NEW FORMAT

DENSA SOCIETY SEMI WEEKLY ANUAL MEETING | NOW | CHIEF DENSA

[woofie]

The Densa Society(not the Mensa Society)in their semi weekly annual meeting, today rejected the new Free Republic Format."We just are not smart enough..." stated semi vice president and argumentarian Cecil Sputz. "I wish it were not so but being smart is not our fort'e"

In a pretty unanimus vote the Densas decided that they could no longer cope.... "I think our collective nerves is shot!" said Alf Bardo(better known as Binky)"I spent 6 hours on Freepers today and only located my foot".Binky located his foot next to Personal Preferences on the left and right side of his computer screen

"Heck the whole Middle East could have blown upand I would not have known it....I spent so much time trying get out of Campaign 2002" Cecil said.

The Densa Society was started in 1949 by Phillip Goyle and Sylvia Poon. They dicovered that if you fill a bathtub full of water then get in, the tub will in all probability overflow...The Densas are continuing the study of this phenomenom and will soon be publishing their findings in Densa Monthly.

[Bogey78O]

Whoever is reading this on the East Coast turn on SNL for a funny Ossama skit.

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

We just are not smart enough

Well, so these are the people that have been clogging up the posts with nonense!!!! Glad they will be gone.

[upchuck]

I pretty much agree. I'm having a HELL of a time figuring out where I am and what I have to do to get where I wanna go. Is there an instruction book for this thing??

[woofie]

I found that if you click on all the stuff at once you can get a rush as if it was 1969 and you just smoked some California Gold...

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I like the prior look for readability but this is definitely more professional in appearance.

[Young Rhino]

By the time I figure the new format out, the Queen Mother will be dead, and Arafat will be confined to his room.

[Revolting cat!]

If you axe me what I think I'll tell you that I think these Densa guys are too elitist, so don't axe me (what i think!)

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Possible cure I just posted on the Christian Chronicles, which are also undergoing a facelift at the same time:

"His Word gives light: it gives understanding to the simple."

Maybe we should pray!

LOL,LGE

[Sara Dorian]

w/ this new format, i am unable to log-in, read, post and use semi-colons to separate multiple recipients anymore...

[PoisedWoman]

Densa version was good. I could surf thru in a hurry without thinking much. Like turning on the radio for background music. Now, it's decisions decisions decisions. Big sigh.

My mind could probably cope with a little help from my friends, but my eyes can't deal with the visual confusion.

[Savage Beast]

I think the DENSAs are ahead of everyone else. They know that they don't understand.

[woofie]

This morning the Densas decided to attack the problem and are sleeping in....

[browardchad]

Very funnie. WHEIRS THE SPEL CHEK??????????????

[woofie]

Wee Densas dont need sspel chex....weee say everythin in aalredy spelled wordds