CLINTON PRANKED BY RADIO STATION

HALIFAX DAILY NEWS ^ | 29 MARCH 2002 | CANADIAN PRESS

[slickstick]

Former US President Bill Clinton was tricked Wednesday into thinking he might get a chance to play his saxaphone on stage during his visit to Montreal next week. A radio show host pretending to be Prime Minister Jean Chretian told Clinton during a prank phone call he would be welcome to join the band when the two men attended a concert next Friday night.

[slickstick]

Clinton went on to say that he play's a little now. Lets hope its the sax and not some young lady. He said that he took some time off to spent with his resident pig Hillary after she returned from Ireland with her Friar. While he's here the RCMP should arrest the scum for his selling of tainted blood to the labs up here that he got from HIV positive prisoners out of the Arkansas jails. The number of lives lost because of it totalled in the thousands.If his Halitosis plagued hag is with him they should lock up that beast as well.

[b4its2late]

If we didn't lock his sorry arse up down here, you ain't gonna be able to get him up there either..... (though I wish you would).

[Howie66]

Hey, maybe that station could work up a deal where Hillary and that scumbag that she's married to could turn a "small investment" into a cool million or so bucks, IF they just go to Tora Bora to meet with some really "influential types" with the interim government re: the coming poppy crop......

Well....it's worth a shot, eh?

[pray4liberty]

The First Liar gets lied to. How refreshing.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Clinton is to give the opening lecture next Friday at Success 2002, a gathering of marketing and sales leaders.

Slickman may be something of an expert in the area of packaging a worthless product for profit.

[Our man in washington]

Those who play practical jokes have to be ready to take them. Clinton did play some funny ones.

Remember that time when we all weren't looking, he grabbed all our nuclear secrets and sold them to China? Boy, did he get us then! Right under our noses. You had to laugh. And, hey, how about the time he pretended he wasn't having an affair with Monica Lewinsky? It turn out (this is rich) that he was! The funny part is some people still believe him! Boy, what a kidder...

[Squantos]

LMAO !!........yeah if one person on this earth hate's to miss an opportunity to get a lip lock on anything it's old Bubbafucco IMHO.........

Stay Safe !

[Balding_Eagle]

The Clinton Dead List isn't quite as funny as this prank.

Bill is probably going to have the last laugh as this story unfolds.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

The owner of the radio station will probably wind up dead in a ditch on the edge of town.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Looks like you are on to the same idea as me--big surprise (not).

[BellStar]

So, I take it you do not like Hillary? LOL!

[Joan912]

Ha ha! (ala Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons)

[Steven W.]

I think this story is wrong ... I'm thinking Clinton got the call and heard they wanted him to "play his sax" and he starts asking where their sink is.

[timestax]

The same radio station assured Arafat that he could sing anti-Jewish songs on HeeHaw next week!!

[Fred Mertz]

Clinton, who told the Chretien imitator that his family "is doing great" and that "Hillary just got back from Ireland," noted that he'll be taking a short vacation with his wife before coming to Montreal.

Does anyone know what Hillary was doing in Ireland? Didn't Slick Willie purchase a home there or something?

[billorites]

Pranked by Canadians?

That's gotta hurt.

[timestax]

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[watcher1]

Yeah. I remember the call to queeny.
She came off like a real incompetent fool/nitwit.
I can hear it now "Misteer Clean-ton, come to kay-beck"
LOL