But speaking of armless, legless water skiing, I remember a touching romantic story I once heard...
There was this guy walking along the beach when he happened upon, a young woman sitting on the beach crying... So, being the compassionate guy that he was, he asked her, "Why are you crying? Are you ok?". "No," she repies, "can't you see I don't have any arms or legs? I've never even been hugged..." and she cries some more. So, he picks her up and holds her close, enfolding her close to his chest giving her a great big hug. As she's in his arms, she whispers, "I've never been kissed, either." so, he cups her chin in his hand and kisses her gently... When he stops, she looks at him and says, "Well, you know, I've never been f**** either..."...
So, he threw her in the ocean and said, "Well, NOW you're f****!!!!"...
tee hee... ;0)