[Rome2000]

Having never cared about the Oscars before, (is it going on tonight?)

I feel comfortable like never before in stating that there is perhaps no bigger waste of time and money.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I hope you notice that we aren't all watching this because we think that these people walk on water. Heck, they can't even dress themselves. This is the biggest occasion for us to mock those who think they are superior. That's what makes it so lovely.