[Dog Gone]

I am so embarrassed. I cast my first vote in a Presidential election for Jimmy Carter.

The nice thing is that we can learn from our mistakes. I've never voted for another Democrat for President.

Jimmy Carter was a pathetic President. He'd make a fine bleeding heart social worker, or a full-time worker for Habitat for Humanity. But he needs to stay the hell out of American foreign policy. He's thoroughly messed it up every time he's touched it.

[Desparado]

Don't feel bad man. I still remember casting my first presidential vote for George Mcgovern when I was in Collge. Every one's allowed to make one mistake when they're young. You know the old saying, "If you're not a socialist when you're 20, you don't have a heart. If you're still a socialist when you're thirty, you don't have a brain!

[oyez]

Carter was the first social worker president.

Clinton was the first social diseased president.