*****CHELSEA CLINTON ELOPES!!****** X-42 Tries to stop the Wedding

Globe World Exclusive ^ | April 11, 2002 Issue | Cover Screenshot Staff

[codebreaker]

Text:Chelsea Elopes and Bill Tries to Stop the Wedding

Connie Francis Caught in Porn Scandal

New Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Found

[Pistolshot]

Yeah....there should be a

WARNING:
SOME OF THE PICTURES ON FREEREPUBLIC MAY INDUCE VOMITING.
ESPESCIALLY ANY PICTURES OF X42 AND HITLERY.
WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU NOT VIEW THESE PICTURES AFTER A MEAL OR WHILE DRINKING.

[YaYa123]

no pricey gifts? You be pulling our legs... dontcha know Hillary's friends would have that girl registered for gimme-gifts at every fancy shoppe all over the world, eloped or not! But how disappointing it would be if the world missed seeing Chelsea in her freebie $10,000 Wang Wedding Gown.

[hgro]

I like her striped blouse.

[Roger_W_Isom]

If you "marry" Chelsea you can FORGET KIDS!!!! How can one have kids with a VAMPIRE??????? ROFLMAO

[Roger_W_Isom]

I MOST VEHEMENTLY PROTEST!!!!!!! Mr ED is SMARTER then ANY CLINTON ALIVE OR DEAD!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

[Plummz]

I skimmed that article on my lunch break. All the story says is that "experts" "fear" the 8mm tape mentioned in that recently released FBI report "might" have been transfered to videotape.

[Smittie]

That's not fair, Mr. Ed had a lot of class, unlike a Clintoon and was a good looking horse.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Reminds me of the scene from "Animal House" where Neidermier feed his horse.

[NRA2BFree]

I like this better!

LOL! me too!

[BlackbirdSST]

Which one's Chelsea? The one with hubble lips. Blackbird.

[mystery-ak]

Too late......Im on my way to the ER for uncontolled projectile vomiting.....NO Barf Alert for the pics....we must have warnings in advance.

[mystery-ak]

ooops...*uncontrolled*....see, how sick I am, I can't even type.

[montag813]

Connie Francis...yuck..she must be 60 years old.

[BulletBrasDotNet]

Now the boyfriend knows what her father's willie tastes like.

[codebreaker]

Chelsea's wedding would make Liza Minelli look like the minor leagues in terms of monetary shakedowns..

[PoisedWoman]

That photo is utterly vile, causing my stomach to churn, There must be some way to sue you for making me sick because it's all your fault. There will be as soon as these two reeking, ugly, disgusting up-and-coming (!) embrionic liberal politicians get themselves elected to office. The Clinton twit's boyfriend is Ian Klaus of Marin County...maybe they'll settle there and represent the Johnny Taliban gender-bender hottub vote.

[texasbluebell]

I haven't had such an unforseeable involuntary bodily evacuation since the time I saw Donna Shallalah and that Berry freak from the human rights committee making out on the metro in DC.

Do tell! I'm all ears!

[DeFault User]

That's enough to make a buzzard barf!

[fire_eye]

I haven't had such an unforseeable involuntary bodily evacuation since the time I saw Donna Shallalah and that Berry freak from the human rights committee making out on the metro in DC.

I ****DARE**** you to post pictures of ***THAT*** on here...