*****CHELSEA CLINTON ELOPES!!****** X-42 Tries to stop the Wedding

Globe World Exclusive ^ | April 11, 2002 Issue | Cover Screenshot Staff

[codebreaker]

Text:Chelsea Elopes and Bill Tries to Stop the Wedding

Connie Francis Caught in Porn Scandal

New Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Found

[capt. norm]

"Fake story....everyone KNOWS you DON'T get pricey gifts if you elope. "

Exactly, you steal them from the hotel/motel and claim they were gifts from friends. (Just like Mom & Dad did when last time they moved out a house).

[P8riot]

The words Butt and Ugly come to mind.

[Happygal]

He'd only try stop her eloping because he'd be afraid of missing a photo opportunity.

[Landru]

"Nope, just watched Jaws a few times..."

HA!!
You got better eyes than mine.

In that pic, I couldn't see the guy's wallet.

;^)

[ninonitti]

And what's wrong with Batboy?

[norton]

This is a bogus headline:
Actual story title was "Chelsea Clinton to follow in parent's footsteps".
The photo is from a security camera that cought her stealing chewing gum from a classmate.

[Pagey]

I cannot believe she allowed herself to have her picture taken w/ her tongue going into someone else's mouth.That is a piece of History!I can recall NO PICTURE on earth where the tongue is visible. Video's don't count either.This is a still picture.This is a damn rarity.And Totally Unnecessary.They sure look uncomfortable.Nice grip Chelsea."Hey get your honker out of my cheek dammit!" Oh,this is really bad.Just Imagine,she has to go to class now.ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[Texaggie79]

Won't you join us on the special people forum?

[Pistolshot]

I could have gone ALL day without seeing this. Now, my doctor wonders how I could have become so instantly sick to my stomach.
I am not sure which one is the dog in this picture.

[Ann Archy]

I know...Iknow....I was basing it on the NORM....I forgot who I was dealing with. <> Who's the guy?/ No one on this forum even asked!! LOL.

[meandog]

"Clinton to Head All Girls School" Tabloid should read: "All Girls School to "Head" Clinton"

[codebreaker]

The shakedown opportunity is oo great, Bill needs a big wedding.

[Alouette]

Congratulations to the happy couple.

[brewcrew]

Stop it now!

[11B3]

Sorry - I just had to point out that Chelsea's new hubby should've remembered the old phrase: " If you want to see what your wife will be like in 25 years, look at the mother." Evidently, this guy ignored that advice - to his own detriment.

BTW - Where are all of the usual Chelsea supporters? There's usually someone saying "She's not ugly". (I'd like to see aphoto of their women.)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

But How's Connie Franklin doing these days? She was known as the "World's Most Depressing Singer. She was Johnny LaRue's favorite singer.

[Bikers4Bush]

Both of you suck.

I had a big lunch and just got my new PC on Monday and now the keyboard is covered in what was left of my lunch.

I haven't had such an unforseeable involuntary bodily evacuation since the time I saw Donna Shallalah and that Berry freak from the human rights committee making out on the metro in DC.

[sheik yerbouty]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

They might be refering to an 8mm as a tape.

[sheik yerbouty]

"Yes Chelsea. I'm from Uranus."