*****CHELSEA CLINTON ELOPES!!****** X-42 Tries to stop the Wedding

Globe World Exclusive ^ | April 11, 2002 Issue | Cover Screenshot Staff

[codebreaker]

Text:Chelsea Elopes and Bill Tries to Stop the Wedding

Connie Francis Caught in Porn Scandal

New Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Found

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, after the headline (Connie Francis caught in porn scandal), I couldn't resist the title on this one

Connie Francis and Dick

[r9etb]

Lotsa tounge there..

In this case I feel sorry for them.

It's one thing to shove your way onto the society page. It's quite another thing for folks to publish pictures like this.

[Landru]

"If by fine you mean 'fine like John Wayne Bobbit'..."

So; you noticed.

An Orthodontist, eh?
Well; anyone trained in cephalpods would've seen it, too.
:o)

[socal_parrot]

Is Chelsea's MOUTH OPEN????

I thought I detected some tongue.

[tracer]

For that matter, X42 could elope with her, but no doubt Web Hubbell would hunt him down....

(belated barf alert)

[mombonn]

I LOVE Fridays - they often bring trash posts like this!!!!

[JessicaDragonet]

My kids used to think the Globe was funnier than Mad Magazine. I remember one ad which promised that for $14.95....they would send you some kind of apparatus which would make you INVISABLE! "Become invisable or double your money back...(not to be used for illigal purposes).

[11B3]

Who says history never repeats itself?

[GeneD]

This might help: it's from ShowBIZdata.com:

CONNIE FRANCIS SUES UNIVERSAL MUSIC OVER MOVIE LICENSES

Fifties pop star Connie Francis on Monday filed a $40-million lawsuit against Universal Music Corp., which licensed some of her recordings for use in allegedly pornographic and sexually explicit movies. She particularly objected to the use of four of her songs in the unrated film Postcards From America. (The film was described by Los Angeles Times critic Kevin Thomas as "tough, truthful yet compassionate" and by Andrew Guthman in the San Francisco Chronicle as "an angry, impressionistic cry -- a film about growing up gay in a hostile society." Francis describe it as a "vile, pornographic" movie in her lawsuit.) Francis's attorney said that when she learned of the use of her songs in such films, she became particularly distressed given her fragile mental health resulting from a 1974 incident in which she was raped and tortured in a hotel room.

[LantzALot]

If I wuz yer boss, I'd be askin' what yer doin' lookin' at that kinda stuff on comp'ny time.

[GeneD]

I forgot to add, the story was posted on March 12th.

[chiefqc]

Boy she was ugly then too.

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

Hey: I was hating Clinton, before hating Clinton was COOL!

[codebreaker]

Goldfinger...

[Stand Watch Listen]

.......everyone KNOWS you DON'T get pricey gifts if you elope.

But, But...her mom registered at elite department stores to furnish her Washington mansion...after 23 years of 'marriage'. But then again, they did live in public housing since 1978.

[P8riot]

OH Gawd!!! Now I've got to eat lunch again.

If I can.

[FourPeas]

everyone KNOWS you DON'T get pricey gifts if you elope

Actually....I did. My parents were so thrilled that I didn't drag them through the whole big wedding headache. Then again, this is the Clintons. Big headaches are their specialty.