[LantzALot]

If I wuz yer boss, I'd be askin' what yer doin' lookin' at that kinda stuff on comp'ny time.

[fire_eye]

If I wuz yer boss, I'd be askin' what yer doin' lookin' at that kinda stuff on comp'ny time.

No ya wouldn't, pardner... cus on accunt of if you wuz my boss, you'd be out havin' a "spoonful" with yer Grateful-Dead-hippie-slut "Mistress" while yer wife thinks yer at work, an' yer employees is readin' dat awful right-wing-wacko Free Republic site...

And if you think I'm kidding...