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The Ballad of the Bedouin Hillbillies (Newest BSNN Movie Release) Vote For Your Favorite!
BSNN.NET ^ | 3-20-02 | BSNN Staff

Posted on 03/20/2002 4:46:26 PM PST by KLT

The Ballad of the Bedouin Hillbillies

C'mon and listen' to my story 'bout a man named Ahmed, A poor camel jockey with a sun-baked head. An' then one day he was shootin’ at some Jews, An' up through the ground came petroleum ooze.

Oil, that is. Black gold. Kuwaiti tea.

Well, the next thing ya know Ahmed's a billionaire, the kin folks said "Ahmed, ya think you ought to share?" they said Palestine could become reality, if it weren't for the fact that Ahmed's so damn stingy.




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OOOOOOWEEEEE Now isn't this special?
1 posted on 03/20/2002 4:46:26 PM PST by KLT
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Ellie Mae, why aren't you wearing a burqa? And Jethro, when was the last time you declared a jihad? This Bedouin Hillbillies living is ruining the family.
2 posted on 03/20/2002 4:57:55 PM PST by Rocky
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Bump and Ping Ya'All
3 posted on 03/20/2002 4:58:14 PM PST by KLT
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Ellie Mae, why aren't you wearing a burqa? And Jethro, when was the last time you declared a jihad? This Bedouin Hillbillies living is ruining the family.

Now aren't they cute?

4 posted on 03/20/2002 4:59:14 PM PST by KLT
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To: Liz ;Don Carlos ;Slyfox;VRWC_minion ;mamelukesabre; blackdog ;dalereed ;Free the USA ...
Bump and Ping
5 posted on 03/20/2002 5:03:12 PM PST by KLT
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Who's the girl in the blue dress?

I wonder if that shotgun has Arafat came from a Iranian weapons shipment?

6 posted on 03/20/2002 5:04:51 PM PST by pulaskibush
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bump and ping
7 posted on 03/20/2002 5:05:27 PM PST by KLT
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bump and ping Y'All
8 posted on 03/20/2002 5:06:19 PM PST by KLT
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I believe that is Queen Noir...you know the American Arab who married some king in Jordan...
9 posted on 03/20/2002 5:07:36 PM PST by KLT
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Don't worry, Ahmed, I just brought Yassir along for the laughs. We'll dump him at the first opportunity.
10 posted on 03/20/2002 5:08:29 PM PST by Rocky
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Now aren't they cute?

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NOPE. Just inbred and you can take this one to the bank. Those who the gods would destroy they first make inbred.

11 posted on 03/20/2002 5:11:29 PM PST by dennisw
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Queen Nair was daughter of Najeeb Halaby one of the founders of Pan Am Airlines. Many F. Arabs need nair hence the burqua. Need nair on upper lip in particular!
12 posted on 03/20/2002 5:14:05 PM PST by dennisw
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Let's have Granny fry up some camel burgers!
13 posted on 03/20/2002 5:17:00 PM PST by ward_of_the_state
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Let's have Granny fry up some camel burgers!

I'd rather fry up some terrorist burgers myself...have any ideas who should be the first candidate...

14 posted on 03/20/2002 5:18:55 PM PST by KLT
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I wonder if that shotgun has Arafat came from a Iranian weapons shipment?

From where I sit it says: Made in China

15 posted on 03/20/2002 5:19:29 PM PST by Slyfox
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They look like they're all from Texas. Most people from Texas are queers and they look like queers.
16 posted on 03/20/2002 5:21:42 PM PST by Ipse Dixit
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LOL! Good one!
18 posted on 03/20/2002 6:46:43 PM PST by Lent
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'We'll get some fancy pot passin' sticks and have a swine time!"
19 posted on 03/20/2002 7:11:14 PM PST by sheik yerbouty
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No that is not Noor. It is the wife of the current king, Abdullah II, but I do not know her name. He appears there by her side.
20 posted on 03/20/2002 7:16:13 PM PST by crystalk
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