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Posted on 03/20/2002 4:46:26 PM PST by KLT
The Ballad of the Bedouin Hillbillies
C'mon and listen' to my story 'bout a man named Ahmed, A poor camel jockey with a sun-baked head. An' then one day he was shootin at some Jews, An' up through the ground came petroleum ooze.
Oil, that is. Black gold. Kuwaiti tea.
Well, the next thing ya know Ahmed's a billionaire, the kin folks said "Ahmed, ya think you ought to share?" they said Palestine could become reality, if it weren't for the fact that Ahmed's so damn stingy.

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OOOOOOWEEEEE Now isn't this special?
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posted on
03/20/2002 4:46:26 PM PST
by
KLT
To: KLT
Ellie Mae, why aren't you wearing a burqa? And Jethro, when was the last time you declared a jihad? This Bedouin Hillbillies living is ruining the family.
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posted on
03/20/2002 4:57:55 PM PST
by
Rocky
To: Hillary's Folly;RaceBannon;cacique;firebrand;starfan;Nitro;hellinahandcart; agitator; Bob J...
Bump and Ping Ya'All
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posted on
03/20/2002 4:58:14 PM PST
by
KLT
To: Rocky
Ellie Mae, why aren't you wearing a burqa? And Jethro, when was the last time you declared a jihad? This Bedouin Hillbillies living is ruining the family. Now aren't they cute?
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posted on
03/20/2002 4:59:14 PM PST
by
KLT
To: Liz ;Don Carlos ;Slyfox;VRWC_minion ;mamelukesabre; blackdog ;dalereed ;Free the USA ...
Bump and Ping
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:03:12 PM PST
by
KLT
To: KLT
Who's the girl in the blue dress?
I wonder if that shotgun has Arafat came from a Iranian weapons shipment?
To: ATOMIC PUNK;NoControllingLegalAuthority;Conservative til I die ; CommiesOut;mystery-ak
bump and ping
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:05:27 PM PST
by
KLT
To: Veronica;DennisW;Yehuda;lent
bump and ping Y'All
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:06:19 PM PST
by
KLT
To: pulaskibush
I believe that is Queen Noir...you know the American Arab who married some king in Jordan...
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:07:36 PM PST
by
KLT
To: KLT
Don't worry, Ahmed, I just brought Yassir along for the laughs. We'll dump him at the first opportunity.
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:08:29 PM PST
by
Rocky
To: KLT
Now aren't they cute?
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NOPE. Just inbred and you can take this one to the bank. Those who the gods would destroy they first make inbred.
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:11:29 PM PST
by
dennisw
To: KLT
Queen Nair was daughter of Najeeb Halaby one of the founders of Pan Am Airlines. Many F. Arabs need nair hence the burqua. Need nair on upper lip in particular!
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:14:05 PM PST
by
dennisw
To: KLT
Let's have Granny fry up some camel burgers!
To: ward_of_the_state
Let's have Granny fry up some camel burgers! I'd rather fry up some terrorist burgers myself...have any ideas who should be the first candidate...
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:18:55 PM PST
by
KLT
To: pulaskibush
I wonder if that shotgun has Arafat came from a Iranian weapons shipment? From where I sit it says: Made in China
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posted on
03/20/2002 5:19:29 PM PST
by
Slyfox
To: KLT
They look like they're all from Texas. Most people from Texas are queers and they look like queers.
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To: KLT
LOL! Good one!
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posted on
03/20/2002 6:46:43 PM PST
by
Lent
To: Rocky
'We'll get some fancy pot passin' sticks and have a swine time!"
To: KLT
No that is not Noor. It is the wife of the current king, Abdullah II, but I do not know her name. He appears there by her side.
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posted on
03/20/2002 7:16:13 PM PST
by
crystalk
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