American claims on Iraqi weapons similar to ``Flash Gordon'' movies, says Saddam

Associated Press ^ | 3-20-02 | WAIEL FALEH

[Oldeconomybuyer]

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) --

[Oldeconomybuyer]

[martin_fierro]

"This sounds like a 'Flash Gordon' movie, (and is something) that has never entered my imagination," Saddam said.

Separated at birth?

[Clemenza]

duhduhduhduhdhuhdu.....FLASH..AH AH!!! HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Ok Saddam. If it's a "Flash Gordon" movie, then where are the scantly clad women who show massive amounts of cleavage?

[Bobby777]

"TV bin Guide" for Wednesday, Iraqi TV Channel 1

6:00 p.m. - "Baghdad Squares"

6:30 p.m. - "Flash Gordon" (rerun)

7:00 p.m. - "Watching Achmed"

7:30 p.m. - "Babel Nightline News with Uday"

8:00 p.m. - "Babylon 3" with Saddam, Uday and Qusay

9:00 p.m. - "Bridges to Babylon" (canceled due to American GBU MK82)

9:00 p.m. - "Nebuchadnezzar's Island" (2 episodes)

10:00 p.m. - "Funniest Execution Bloopers"

10:30 p.m. - "Hot Shots" and "Hot Shots Part Deux" (Drive-In Double Feature)

2:30 a.m. - "Jerry Springer"

[MarkWar]

>If it's a "Flash Gordon" movie, then where are the scantly clad women who show massive amounts of cleavage?

Best I could find. (It's "Flash & Princess Aura")

Mark W.

[finnman69]

'Saddam's palace gets its AA guns ready for the Americans.'

[finnman69]

How's that for Aura shots?

[MarkWar]

>How's that for Aura shots?

Call me old fashioned, but I like the stuff from 1936...

Mark W.

[Mixer]

Ok Saddam. If it's a "Flash Gordon" movie, then where are the scantly clad women who show massive amounts of cleavage?

You have to kill yourself in a suicide attack then you get the virgins.