DFU SONG: I'm Looking Through You (airport x-ray machine) 3-19-02

dfu | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU

I'm looking through you with my x-ray
They are impressive…you've made my whole day

I like them real, not plasticized
The young ones are a nice treat for my eyes

If you're in college, come right this way
I'll check you out, dear, without a delay

I like them real, not plasticized
The young ones are a nice treat for my eyes

I know the airport really doesn't pay much
But if I hang in there I am hoping that I'll get to touch

I hate old ones that droop to the waist
I move them quickly with very great haste

I like them real, not plasticized
The young ones are a nice treat for my eyes

I know the airport really doesn't pay much
But if I hang in there I am hoping that I'll get to touch

I heard that once a transgender came
The guy who saw him will not be the same

I like them real, not plasticized
The young ones are a nice treat for my eyes

A treat for my eyes…a treat for my eye-eyes…(etc)

[joyce11111]

as always Doug...it is great!

[doug from upland]

Thanks. This is quite intrusive, huh?

What happens when someone doesn't want his or her privates exposed through the x-ray machine? Do they refuse to let them board?

[joyce11111]

Right now there is a choice, and just read at Drudge that the head of the FAA doesn't like it either, so maybe this too will pass.

[doug from upland]

Ping. Are you planning to go through the x-ray? :)

[doug from upland]

Ping.

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