Al's compulsive lying continues.
HEY! That's John "F"ing "F" Kerry! Didn't this guy read the press release where Kerry said he is now known as JFK!!??
If someone like Kerry is going to be so small minded to think that "formally" adding a new initial for his middle name will make him president some day then writers like this ought to respect that small mindedness! It's "F" for Forbes. And that rymes with "Fitzgerald". But not Rodham, which was taken.
So, when refering to Kerry don't "F" off! :)
Chelsea will fade out of politics as a minor celebrity, but Karenna is a real political animal. Watch for her in the future...
As opposed to his own philosphy, which is "speak monotonously and carry a small bottle of No-Doze." Or "Wait in the outer office and hold the presiden't umbrella while he's inside fondling the babysitter." Or "Stop by the Buddhist Temple and pick up a couple of unlabled suitcase and my dry cleaning." Or "Spend a quarter of a century in the Congress and have nothing to show for it but an autographed copy of Naomi Wolfe's latest drabble."
Or the best of all: "If you can't win, cheat. If you can't cheat, whine."
The Beltway misunderestimates itself. The rest of the country gets it.
The country wants neither algore nor tippertoo.
1. Let's stop this stupidity and change the Presidential and Representative terms of office to 6 Years.
2. Let's establish a National Primary Day on which all states elect canidates for the National Election. There is no longer a need for barnstorming state to state. The way these idiot parties keep moving back their primaries and caucuses just to be FIRST, Iowa will probably hold theirs the day after the current election!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Primary Day will be held three months prior to the National election to limit the amount of swill and lies we will be forced to bear!!!!!!!!!
With today's electronic media and message, NO MORE of these stupid dribbling primaries, PLEASE!
3. No more stupid, money wasting Conventions. End it now and save us all the pain of boring speeches and endless stupidity from the Liberal network talking mouths as they dissect every speech and tell us why the Demoncrats are the better party!!!!!!!!
4. Every 6 years we elect a completely new government (Representative, Senators, and the President). I feel a bit like Moses crying in the wilderness for his people to wake up and smell the manna!!!!!!!!
What in the world is this man talking about?
Within months this administration moved troops half way across the world, took out a "governement" everyone (liberal commentators) predicted would be almost impossible to take out. Has threaten others with nukes (talk about carrying a big stick), and is prepared to take out Iraq.
Now if Gore would have said, "speak loudly and carry a very big stick", he may have been accurate.
Heck - fer that matter, have him drag Hitlery along for the party, too.
She'll love the Southern Hospitality that'll get dumped on her - guaranteed !! !!
Tipper-over runnin' for Senate - -- - HA !!
Spotted Algore runnin' for the Oval Office - again - ha HA !! !! !!