Gore ripped into Bush's handling of the presidency. The President's philosophy is "speak loudly and carry a small stick," he said. As opposed to his own philosphy, which is "speak monotonously and carry a small bottle of No-Doze." Or "Wait in the outer office and hold the presiden't umbrella while he's inside fondling the babysitter." Or "Stop by the Buddhist Temple and pick up a couple of unlabled suitcase and my dry cleaning." Or "Spend a quarter of a century in the Congress and have nothing to show for it but an autographed copy of Naomi Wolfe's latest drabble."
Or the best of all: "If you can't win, cheat. If you can't cheat, whine."
Ha Ha, Gore and Tipper are looking for his stick, and the nuts that were attached to it when he used to be Oliver!!!!!
SUMMATION OF ALGORE'S PHILOSOPHY:
(1)"Speak monotonously and carry a small bottle of No-Doze."
(2) "Wait in the outer office and hold the presiden't umbrella while he's inside fondling the babysitter."
(3) "Stop by the Buddhist Temple and pick up a couple of unlabled suitcase and my dry cleaning."
(4) "....a quarter of a century in Congress and nothing to show for it but an autographed copy of Naomi Wolfe's drabble."
(5) "If you can't win, cheat. If you can't cheat, whine."
ROTFLMCO. Don't you just love the inspiring words of albore?