AL WANTS A REMATCH; SO DOES JOE: Yes, We Know It's 2002......

TIME ^ | Sunday, Mar. 17, 2002 | KAREN TUMULTY

[demkicker]

"However, if Bush is vulnerable, Fat Thighs will use her stolen FBI files to destroy Gore, Kerry (JFK!), Lie-berman and anyone else in her way. Gore is a bigger idiot than even I imagined if he thinks anyone but Hitlery is calling the shots for the dummycrats in 2004."

You got it, I know it's true and I'm wondering how many others truly understand this fact.

The day the Hildebeast wins the presidency is the day I denounce my citizenship and haul @ss.

[Cobra64]

"BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!"

What does this mean? Quiz for a long word with four distinct letters?

[IronJack]

Gore ripped into Bush's handling of the presidency. The President's philosophy is "speak loudly and carry a small stick," he said.

As opposed to his own philosphy, which is "speak monotonously and carry a small bottle of No-Doze." Or "Wait in the outer office and hold the presiden't umbrella while he's inside fondling the babysitter." Or "Stop by the Buddhist Temple and pick up a couple of unlabled suitcase and my dry cleaning." Or "Spend a quarter of a century in the Congress and have nothing to show for it but an autographed copy of Naomi Wolfe's latest drabble."

Or the best of all: "If you can't win, cheat. If you can't cheat, whine."

[Jeff Chandler]

I'm reminded of an old Lily Tomlin skit where she pronounces William F. Buckley as William Fbuckly. We could do that with John Fkerry!

[cardinal4]

The thought of algore criticizing W's policies in that beard fills me with the urge to laugh out loud.

[mombonn]

"The Beltway underestimates Al and Tipper's very strong national following."

The Beltway misunderestimates itself. The rest of the country gets it.

The country wants neither algore nor tippertoo.

[Doc Savage]

TIME is a Communist Rag! But aside from that rather obvious conclusion allow me to bring a note of realism and objectivity to the matter of NATIONAL ELECTIONS.

1. Let's stop this stupidity and change the Presidential and Representative terms of office to 6 Years.

2. Let's establish a National Primary Day on which all states elect canidates for the National Election. There is no longer a need for barnstorming state to state. The way these idiot parties keep moving back their primaries and caucuses just to be FIRST, Iowa will probably hold theirs the day after the current election!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Primary Day will be held three months prior to the National election to limit the amount of swill and lies we will be forced to bear!!!!!!!!!

With today's electronic media and message, NO MORE of these stupid dribbling primaries, PLEASE!

3. No more stupid, money wasting Conventions. End it now and save us all the pain of boring speeches and endless stupidity from the Liberal network talking mouths as they dissect every speech and tell us why the Demoncrats are the better party!!!!!!!!

4. Every 6 years we elect a completely new government (Representative, Senators, and the President). I feel a bit like Moses crying in the wilderness for his people to wake up and smell the manna!!!!!!!!

[RecallJeffords]

Yes and no. I have seen Karenna in public and she enjoys the same Gore gene -- full of herself and unable to articulate an original thought. She was the kid in school who could spit back facts like nobody's business but had no idea what to do with them. Just like Dad. Chelsea also enjoys the Clinton/Rodham genes -- can articulate an argument using facts created/manipulated to fit the moment. She has more promise as a politician.

[Elsie]

The day the Hildebeast wins the presidency is the day I denounce my citizenship and haul @ss.

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Alec?! is that YOU?

[Free the USA]

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[Atchafalaya]

The only way that the porcine one could even hope to run would be that Dubya would have to trip over his member. Gore at least has a history of muddling around the middle. Hillary ain't even in the same ballpark. For Hillary to win, the entire system as we know it now would have to be turned inside out. But wait, isn't that what the honerable senator mccain is advocating?

[Atchafalaya]

Ha Ha, Gore and Tipper are looking for his stick, and the nuts that were attached to it when he used to be Oliver!!!!!

[Atchafalaya]

Worthy of further thought. Thanks

[Atchafalaya]

The operative word is animal

[Liz]

SUMMATION OF ALGORE'S PHILOSOPHY:
(1)"Speak monotonously and carry a small bottle of No-Doze."
(2) "Wait in the outer office and hold the presiden't umbrella while he's inside fondling the babysitter."
(3) "Stop by the Buddhist Temple and pick up a couple of unlabled suitcase and my dry cleaning."
(4) "....a quarter of a century in Congress and nothing to show for it but an autographed copy of Naomi Wolfe's drabble."
(5) "If you can't win, cheat. If you can't cheat, whine."

ROTFLMCO. Don't you just love the inspiring words of albore?

[Liz]

The country wants neither algore nor tippertoo.

Don't forget. No Hitlery either.......

[Liz]

Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel, Babbling Strident, Beth deWhoreRats, daNice Rich Bitch...

Yuk. Not those old broads....again......

[IronJack]

. Don't you just love the inspiring words of albore?

Yawwwwwnnnnnn. Huh? What did you say? Oh, yeah. Al Gore. Yeah, I really love re a ding zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Jack Black]

What's important at this stage is that we all help the Green Party find a little more energetic replacement for Ralph Nader. In a close election the difference that 5% of ultra liberals siphoned off from th 50% of basic liberals can make ALL THE DIFFERENCE! So, who should it be? Maybe Michael Moore? Noam Chomsky? Maybe a big celebrity like Winnona Ryder?

[Liz]

What a whack job.....