Plagiarize, Let no one else's work evade your eyes, Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, So don't shade your eyes, But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize - Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.
I enjoyed the article very much. I was distressed, however, that the author quoted Tom Lehrer's magnificent opus, "Lobashevsky," who was "the greatest mathematician who ever got chalk on his coat." Darned close to plagiarism, I'd say.