[Madame Dufarge]

C'est vrai.

[Max McGarrity]

Interestingly, during the era this piece of crap begins with--Bogie and Bacall,et al--the age group most likely to begin smoking was 18-24 (CDC figures, not mine). Since then, and with all the hype and hysteria about it, the age group most likely to begin smoking is 12-15. My, my...what's that about "unintended consequences"?

I think I'll send this--ahem--journalist a few facts.