Dance Fever For Chelsea and Ian

New York Daily News ^ | 3/08/02 | Rush & Molloy

[ArneFufkin]

I just feel grateful that the words "Ian Klaus", "dirty dancing" and "manhood" were not used together in any context.

[gumbo]

Kenneth Starr just released a priceless photo of the ex-President with Monica Lewinsky, back in her White House intern days. Around her neck dangles a security badge bearing the letter "A."

Is this for real?!?

[CatoRenasci]

You can bet that someone other than the Clintons is paying for Chelsea's expensive education. One hopes it's not the taxpayers.

Her academic 'career' has become a bad joke, from credit for galivanting with Mr. Clinton (notice I do not consider him her father) to partying when she should be studying at Oxford. I say consign her to the obscurity she richly deserves by ignoring her.

[savedbygrace]

Chelsea, tricked out in a black fishnet top and tight black trousers

And just how do I go about erasing the mental picture of this? Thanks a lot.

[Caipirabob]

Carrot Top and Chelsea : Separated at birth?

[ArneFufkin]

she looks like an Olsen twin gone horribly wrong

Don't those cute TV toddlers get banished as uncute adolescents to that that Hawaiian island to live out their lives with the lepers? Except Danny Bonaduce ... that guy keeps escaping.

[MadelineZapeezda]

Chelsea, tricked out in a black fishnet top and tight black trousers, is said to have led Klaus around the VIP dance floor while bodyguards huddled in a corner nearby.

This is what really angers me. We're still payin for the trash removal!

[SunnyUsa]

ROFL!!! That picture is amazing!

[ArneFufkin]

Now that Tatler magazine has ranked Chelsea fifth on its list of Britain's most eligible women

Fifth maybe, but look at the quality competition she's facing above her: Dame Edith, Betty Boothroyd, Lulu, the Queen Mother and that person from "The Crying Game".

[bird humming]

Seems like Chelsea is spending more time partying than studying at Oxford. Glad to hear she's become such a jetsetter, tho. Must make Hillary! soooo mad! The ex-first daughter is behaving like her dad & uncle Roger. Strong Clinton genes. :)

[Labyrinthos]

An Oxford spokesman told the Telegraph that she's obliged to be in residence at her dad's alma mater for "at least" six of the 11 weeks of this term.

I thought that a person's alma mater was the school where that person graduated from, rather than as in Clintoon's case, the school that he attended for a bit before dropping out. When will the press understand that Oxford is not Clintoon's alma mater anymore than Vanderbilt U. is Al Gwhore's alma mater.

[TontoKowalski]

Wouldn't you just love to be the Secret Service Agents assigned to some butt-ugly socialite-wanna-be behaving shockingly bad in a place she has no business...

I can't beleive I'm paying for her protection. Get the slut of the public dime.

I'm in a bad mood this morning.

[ArneFufkin]

Around her neck dangles a security badge bearing the letter "A."

I'm going to need to use an audience lifeline for this one ...

[TontoKowalski]

I think the reference is to the character in "The Scarlet Letter" who was forced to wear a red letter "A", which stood for "Adultress"...I think the character's name was Hester Prine, but it's been so long since I read the book, and my memory is deteriorating in my old age.

[uncbob]

I think she sorta looks like a fat Paula Jones

BTW
I wonder of Hillary Health Care would have gone though if he would have paid for her Cosmetic Elective Plastic surgery

[Revelation 911]

who make us all look like fools by bashing Chelsea for being ugly when she clearly is not anymore

....as I wipe the vomit from my chin

She is fair game - a public figure who has expressed opinions which has been responded to appropriately in this forum. As for the bashing - yup it happens here - human nature - get over it or head over to DU, to expect a forum of 80k members to be lacking in goofs is really unreasonable.

That aside, before you complain - have you contributed?

[RGSpincich]

Now that Tatler magazine has ranked Chelsea fifth on its list of Britain's most eligible women

That should read "...after a fifth she looks like one of Britain's most eligible women."

[boomop1]

Hey newbe go play in the traffic.

[mewzilla]

Just for the record, make that exprobration, not approbation. Though I guess her dad would probably be approbatory. But then, he's a perv.

[uncbob]

That should read "...after a fifth she looks like one of Britain's most eligible women."

Just what I needed a GOOD LAUGH TO START THE DAY