[vannrox]

OK. Here is what our Allies REALLY think...

[Paleo Conservative]

What is the potential energy of the water held by the Aswan Dam?

[null and void]

How to turn a pyramid into a crater, in one easy lesson...

[Hugin]

If they declare war on us, can we stop sending them aid?

[jerrymdss]

Ok, now go back under your rock...

[crystalk]

Why, oh why, are we giving these people billions in aid every year? Why does Bush meet with Mubarak, who does nothing while Christian churches are burned, while Christians are killed?

[Publius6961]

Egypt's Al-Azhar Clerics: We declare war on America

This kinda rang a bell in my mind.
Why don't we ever see clerics as suicide bombers?
Or leading an attack on the battlefield?

[Dog Gone]

OK. Here is what our Allies REALLY think...

It sounds about the same as what we hear from American professors.

[denydenydeny]

It was completely successful in sowing hatred and loathing in the hearts of [people] of the entire world by means of its policy, a policy of double standard, primarily in all things regarding Islamic and Arab affairs…

Not one word about Kosovo. And Clinton thought it would make the Muslims love him.

[sheik yerbouty]

"Thou hast said it...." May you share the waters of Lake Nasser!

[Savage Beast]

Americans have a long fuse but an unforgettable explosion.

[RightWhale]

If they wish to make war on America, they will have to get in line. The list is already fairly lengthy. Maybe their number will come up next year.

[tet68]

This is a war against Islam, as the leaders of the West and the leaders of the U.S. have said. We have no choice but to declare our own position: Are we with Islam or are we with Bush?

Think carefully now, your lives depend on it.

You have to ask yourself,"Do I feel lucky in Jihad?"

Well, do you?

[drew]

Cool. We should declare war back and bomb them back into the Stone Age, to the extent that they're not there already.

[Brilliant]

"Islam is a peaceful religion."

[ChadGore]

but but but . . how can this be ?!?1 islam is a peacefull religion ?!

HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha

[KSCITYBOY]

Hell I don't see how being at war with these idiots is any worse than not being at war with them.

[Congressman Billybob]

The second poster has it right. If Egypt doesn't sit down and shut up, a single missile can take out the Aswan High Dam. Once the survivors of that swim to shore from the Mediterranian, Egypt will be back to the Stone Age.

The government of Egypt has its own reasons for leaning on the Islamic terrorists whenever they progress beyond mere words. Remember, Anwar Sadat was assassinated by this crowd.

University, indeed. It is a public toilet with lots of stalls, some with blackboards.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "The Un-Music Man."

[McGavin999]

I think there are some clerics who are going to be getting a little visit pretty soon.

[genew]

Surely there's an Imam or Caliph around who will tell these guys to cool it. I mean, after all, Islam is a religion of...

[Righty1]

Proving once again that at its' core Islam always identifies with the most oppressive and atavisitic elements.