[HairOfTheDog]

I don't look like Ted Koppel either...

More like a Ashley Banfield [ugh] girl-type reporter from a Shire In Conflict! I even put on some hairy-feet and died my hair to blend in with the locals!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Oooohhhhhh, I see.

[Constitution Day]

More like a Ashley Banfield [ugh] girl-type reporter...

Pictures! Pictures, I say!
(good thing you didn't say "like a Laurie Dhue girl-type reporter")