[Constitution Day]

I look nothing like Dan Rather! - Shame on you!

Probably more like Ted Koppel... hmmm?

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't look like Ted Koppel either...

More like a Ashley Banfield [ugh] girl-type reporter from a Shire In Conflict! I even put on some hairy-feet and died my hair to blend in with the locals!