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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole
My own silly thoughts ^
| 03/04/2002
| Constitution Day
Posted on 03/04/2002 10:17:46 AM PST by Constitution Day
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Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country." He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole. Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life. The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown. Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole. Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way. Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking. He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread... maybe just injure it a little. |
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: tolkien
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To: Constitution Day
God bless the man with his finger on the button!
To: Jhoffa_; Diddle E. Squat; Destructor
And it's high time.. imo. Hobbit Hole no longer troubles me, since I don't have to see it.
I would, however, love to see a few of these babies headed to every thread with the word "Peterson" in it:
Enough already!
To: Constitution Day
I tend to agree with you...
143
posted on
04/30/2003 1:41:43 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
(Sammy to Frodo: "Get out. Go sleep with one of your whores!")
To: Destructor
Happy people pi$$ you off, I know.
144
posted on
04/30/2003 1:45:28 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: Constitution Day
Pssst.....Peterson!
To: Overtaxed
The hell with 'em!! (Scott
and Mike)
I'm outta here... what a day.
To: Constitution Day
Have a good one!
To: HairOfTheDog
"Happy people pi$$ you off, I know."
No. People that make a religion out of a fantasy movie, then put quaint little geek interest threads (about their fetish) under the categories of "News/Activism," and "Breaking News" pi$$ me off!
To: Destructor
what makes you so interesting to talk about, hmmm???
you dont have to come to these threads if you dont want to. There are parts of Free Republic that I dont think are worth my time, but I dont go in there and trash them for wasting bandwidth on things that I find insipid or ridiculous...and some of their tin-foil hat speculations are just that!
That's why this forum is called FREE REPUBLIC.
149
posted on
08/04/2003 12:43:55 PM PDT
by
Alkhin
(He thinks I need keeping in order.)
To: Constitution Day; Jhoffa_
You Seen This! LMAO!!!!
150
posted on
08/04/2003 12:48:05 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(If you Spinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......)
To: Constitution Day; Sir Gawain
nostalgia bump.
To: Constitution Day
Rotfl at your disclaimer.
152
posted on
10/27/2004 2:59:18 PM PDT
by
dixie sass
(Texas - South Carolina on Steroids)
To: Rebelbase; dixie sass
;^)
153
posted on
10/27/2004 5:40:00 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery...)
To: Constitution Day; HairOfTheDog
Superman/Lex Luther
Batman/Joker
Hair/CD
Bwahahahaha!
154
posted on
10/27/2004 5:43:46 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Kerry hunting is like Bush going to a gay disco just to prove he's not homophobic (thanks QLA))
To: Rebelbase
Curses, foiled again!
155
posted on
10/27/2004 6:04:04 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery...)
To: Rebelbase
Don't know about that...
"I'm gonna start a Hobbit defense league..."
stuff.
"HDL" makes me think of a bunch of guys in spandex patting themselves on the butt before stuffing a football....
Anyway, something like 'WWHAP' (world wide hobbit advancement posse) might be OK.
156
posted on
10/27/2004 6:11:03 PM PDT
by
norton
To: Constitution Day; Rebelbase; 2Jedismom; Corin Stormhands; Ramius; 300winmag; Bear_in_RoseBear; ...
You'll love us before you ever get rid of us, CD... ;~D
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posted on
10/27/2004 6:29:23 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
To: Rebelbase
I do like the way that makes me sound, rb! ;~D
~buffs nails~
158
posted on
10/27/2004 6:30:20 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
To: Constitution Day
159
posted on
10/27/2004 6:31:57 PM PDT
by
SauronOfMordor
(What Is Best In Life? To crush your enemies and see them driven before you)
To: HairOfTheDog
160
posted on
10/27/2004 6:33:17 PM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery...)
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