Sen. Hillary Clintons Secret Divorce File-Brazilian Hookers, Drugs, Booze and the Dead Nude Model

Natl Enquirer ^ | March, 12, 2002 Edition | Cover Screenshot

[codebreaker]

Hillary Clinton has compiled a secret divorce file containing incriminating new charges of cheating by hubby Bill.

And the senator from New York--who's convinced Bill's womanizing is hurting her politically--plans to turn over the file to her lawyers if/when she pulls the plug on her 26 year marriage.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals that Hillary has been told about Bill's Manhattan love nest, his encounter with a Brazilian prostitute, his telationship with a former Penthouse Pet who was killed under mysterious circumstances

And much more!

[codebreaker]

The Arkansas Mafia strikes again!

[meandog]

[veracious]

Bill is the only President I've had whose story is more bizarre than the National Enquirer article about it.

[meandog]

[DittoJed2]

Sen. Hillary Clintons Secret Divorce File-Brazilian Hookers, Drugs, Booze and the Dead Nude Model

And that's just the information they have on Hillary!

[TADSLOS]

Hillary's Secret Police Inc.- An Aggressive Growth Company.

[Illbay]

If Hillary goes afoul of the Arkansas Godfather, that might be the only way we'll get rid of her: Arkancide.

[antaresequity]

The day she files for divorce publicly, can be taken to read: "I am announcing my intent to run for president".

she cant run with the bubba gorrilla around her neck.

[Magician]

Hillary's problem is that she has accepted Bill's cheating for many years now. I believe there is a principle in law that says that an adverse situation that is known about and accepted for an extended period of time cannot suddenly be used to penalize the other party.

[FourtySeven]

And that's just the information they have on Hillary!

LOL

[concerned about politics]

Hillary could care less about the rapists sex life. Heck, she helped cover it up through his rise to power.
Hillary has another type of left wing extremimeist fetish . Why would she need him?
If anything, she'd just be getting rid of her dirty laudry.
It's her turn now. That was the deal.

[Hoosier Patriot]

she cant run with the bubba gorrilla around her neck.

True, but I bet ol' crusty will be with her every (CRUNCH!) step (CRINKLE!) of the (CRACKLE!) way.

Heck, I suppose ol' crusty could be her running mate. I'll bet its foreign policy is alot stiffer than Hillary's.

[codebreaker]

The 'Manhattan Love Nest' -is that Vernon Jordan's apartment? (right down the street from Monica, it turns out)

[evolved_rage]

Especially since x42 wants Koffee Anonymous's job...

[Alas]

I wish Laura had better taste in friends. Maybe she just doesn't know the hillary we know.

[codebreaker]

This is all ammo for the divorce trial after her political career is over.

She will never divorce him while she is in office.

[evolved_rage]

Why do the pretty ones all have FUGLY friends???

[codebreaker]

I cant believe the Queen is wearing the Pepto-Bismol pink ol' crusty pantusit in the middle of winter.

[codebreaker]

Good point this proves that she knows, by having this detective keep the file.

[wheezer]

The day she files for divorce publicly, can be taken to read: "I am announcing my intent to run for president".

she cant run with the bubba gorrilla around her neck.

I'm convinced the opposite is true,...she can't win the WH without him.