I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT ( homework assignment - complete prior to tonight's LARRY KING LIVE

STAR (trash dumpster) ^ | October 1998 | By Peter Burt (assist from Socks C.)

[Socks C.]

I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY
SLUT

(Freeper homework assignment to be completed prior to
tonight's LARRY KINK LIVE with the fat cheesy slut)
 

By Peter Burt

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MONICA Lewinsky says she's not a "cheesy slut" - and she wants the world to know it.

In her first-ever conversation about the sex scandal that's rocked America, the 25-year-old ex-White House intern has talked candidly about the incredible ordeal she's been through - and how she still yearns for true love with the man of her dreams, STAR has learned.

"All my life I've wanted to be famous," the beleaguered Monica - opening up for the first time after months of silence - confided to a pal recently.

"I had dreams of being as internationally famous, admired and respected as Princess Di. I wanted to be a media or movie star. But I didn't want this kind of fame and celebrity.

"I hate being perceived as this fat and easy party girl," she said. "That's not me. The last thing I want is to be perceived as some cheesy slut.

"There's no way I can go through the rest of my life branded as the girl who brought down President Clinton. I deserve better than that.

"I want to get on with my life!"

The woman at the center of the White House impeachment controversy made her first comments in Los Angeles, where she had been in hiding until the Linda Tripp tapes and the last of the Kenneth Starr evidence was officially released to the public.

But now, after months of being silenced by her lawyers, Monica is finally free to speak - and friends say she's telling them "anything and everything" about her and President, Clinton.

In fact, STAR learned that Monica showed up at a fancy party in Hollywood last week and stunned the guests there by making a series of amazingly frank and outspoken comments about how tired she was of being perceived as a national joke.

She told people that what still hurts her the most are the gibes about her weight.

"You know, I m not as fat as everyone says I am," she insisted.

"I was looking really hot when I first went to work as a White House intern and that's what I'm going to get back to. This has all been a horrible ordeal for me. I've had no time or privacy during the past eight months. I've been a virtual prisoner in my own home and that plays hell with your eating habits.

"I've had no dates and there's been no going out without being hounded. For the last eight months my only indulgence has been food.

"Now I only really need to lose about 20 pounds or so to get my sexy look back, l would never look great being too thin because my best asset, my breasts, would get very small. Besides, my head's too big anyway.

"I want to hire the best beauty and fashion consultants and a personal fitness trainer. With the right people on my side I should get my figure back in no time."

Monica insists she still wants to be famous too but this time says she's looking for the right kind of fame.

So she plans to pursue a career in show business.

"I've always wanted to be a star," she added. "So now that I'm famous, even though it's not the way I would prefer, I'm going to capitalize on it. I'm starting back with acting lessons soon and I'll also be getting television training.

"Maybe someday I can have my own show on MTV - aimed at young women.

"I'm going to make it once I shed my bad image, just you wait and see."

Monica also says she wants to finally, find a man she can trust to fill her lonely life.

"I deserve a nice guy once and for all," Monica said to a friend. "And I'm not gonna fall for some guy who likes me for the wrong reasons. I'm sure I could find lots of men who just wanna fool around with the same woman who had sex with President Clinton. But that's not for me.

"No, this time it will be different. An unmarried man who loves me for who I am and will take care of me for life.

"It's what I deserve and it's what I'm going to get!"

Monica still hopes to make money out of everything that's happened.

"The only reason I agreed to tell all to Ken Starr is because I was told that by doing so I'd be set for life," she said. "Well, that's not working out as I planned. My mother thought a book would pay me $6 million but that deal didn't work out. Now I'll have to make it on my own.

"I'm told that this Starr report was released in such detail and so widely publi- cized that any book I might want to write about this whole mess had been devalued.

"But don't count on that being the whole truth -I've still got many more secrets that haven't seen the light of day."

One thing Monica is very worried about is that the Linda Tripp tapes released by Congress from the Starr report make her look bad to the American public.

"Linda Tripp baited me into that whole trap," Monica complained to a friend. "God, I hate her.

"I know the tapes will also hurt some other people I worked with at the White House and make me sound so conceited. I told Linda that they were all just jealous of me because of my sexy good looks and great personality. And sort of alluded that none of them had what I did in terms of brains and looks."

But Monica says that people who think she's conceited and immature have it all wrong.

"I'm not the awful person so many people think I am," she insisted. "I've really changed and I've grown more in the last year than I did in my previous  24 years."

But Monica's friends say she's still Confused about everything that's happened to her since the scandal exploded earlier this year.

"Monica changes her mind every five minutes about what she wants to do," one friend told STAR. "She's very easily persuaded by people, especially her mother.

"But now Monica is determined to get on with her life - and to get rich and famous while doing it."

[mrsmith]

Ahhh, a "wallpaper of good taste" bump!

[archy]

I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT

Maybe not now- maybe.

But her reputation preceeds her, and we'll always remember her as she was.

[archy]

Well, she's still fat at least.

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is shown
during the taping of an interview with Larry King,
Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2002, in Los Angeles. The
interview is scheduled to air on CNN's" Larry
King Live" Thursday. Lewinsky discussed her
upcoming HBO documentary "Monica in
Black and White."
(AP Photo/CNN, Rose M. Prouser)

[Ann Archy]

Lewinsky= Blow Job

Clymer= Ass*ole

The whole nation knows what being a Clyner and getting a Lewinsky means....geesh.

any more, freepers??

[archy]

Howdy, cousin Ann. Yep, I can think of one that's needed: Clinton= Quisling

Quisling (1940)

A word Norwegians are not very proud of having given to the world: it derives from Vidkun Quisling (1887-1945), a Norwegian politician who collaborated with the Nazis during World War II. He established his name as a synonym for "traitor", someone who collaborates with the invaders of his country, especially by serving in a puppet government.

Quisling, Vidkun

Pronounced As: kwizling, Nor.
vidkoon kvisling , 1887-1945, Norwegian fascist leader.

An army officer, he served as military attaché in Petrograd (1918-19) and Helsinki (1919-21) and later assisted Fridtjof Nansen in relief work in Russia. He was Norwegian minister of defense from 1931 to 1933. He then left the Agrarian party to found the fascist Nasjonal Samling [national unity] party. In 1940 he helped Germany prepare the conquest of Norway. Remaining at the head of the sole party permitted by the Germans, he was made premier in 1942. Despite his unpopularity and difficulties with his German masters and within his own party, he remained in power until May, 1945, when, after the Germans in Norway surrendered, he was arrested. He was convicted of high treason and shot. From his name came the word quisling, meaning traitor.

It's been more than a half-century since Vidkun Quisling disgraced his native country and sold it out to foreign political interests, and it's probable that most Americans either don't know the term, or are unfamiliar with its derivation or meaning.

Accordingly, I'd suggest A Clinton as a more up-to-date synonym for the more established but archaic term of
Quisling:
one who betrays his nation to a foreign political power, particularly while serving in a political role or office.

-archy-/-

[Ann Archy]

Yikes!!! You hit the Jackpot!! Although using the word Clinton in this household could get your mout washed out with soap! It's about the most VULGAR of words and the pictures that it conjurs up!! Oh my!!

[Paul Atreides]

"I'm not a fat cheesy slut"

"I lost weight on Jenny Craig! So there!"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT

OK, how would you describe yourself? You see we have to judge you by your actions and your words, not by your inflated self image.

[Marianne]

Dear Mr. Phil V.
     Sock C. and I have been corresponding for several years, although I haven't heard from him lately and was concerned about his well-being.
     Therefore, I was thrilled to see this post. Are you aware, Mr. Phil V, that Socks C. was unceremoniously evicted from the WH and consigned to an ignominious existence with a WH lackey (whose name I won't mention).

OH, NO! It just occurred to me -- perhaps that was a coded message. Are you telling me, in an ever so gentle manner, that, alas, we have another name to add to the "Clinton Hit List"?

[archy]

"I'm not a fat cheesy slut"

"I lost weight on Jenny Craig! So there!"

"I'm not a fat cheesy slut"

ARE TOO! ARE TOO!

[Socks C.]

My dearest Marianne,

Thank you for your concern. I am working again . . . under cover . . . . code word "coven" . . .

[Socks C.]

SEE? I'm still "working"!!!

[Slyfox]

"...I can go through the rest of my life branded as the girl who BROUGHT DOWN President Clinton."

That Monica, she's a real card.